Right then, fair warning - there may be a number of #Eurovision tweets tonight, starting now. Apologies for polluting timelines if it's not your thing - feel free to mute the hashtag if you'd prefer not to see them.
Otherwise, let the fun begin!
The Boy is watching for the first time this year. "Why is he taking his top off?" Umm - "must be warm". Then backed up by Graham Norton. Jolly good. #Eurovision
The Boy is being a very good host - he's just brought me a bottle of red wine, seeing my beer is running low! Or maybe I should be concerned that he thinks I should have that much drink? #Eurovision
"Why has that person changed? He was wearing white!" Observant, is The Boy - and a very good question! Something fashion; all beyond me! #Eurovision
Argh panic - SMARTY Mobile UK doesn't support premium rate numbers. No option to enable either. Giffgaff it is then. Daft restriction. #Eurovision
The Boy is in bed, much to his disappointment - he doesn't realize just how long this next bit takes! #Eurovision
Making it sound like the validation of the jury vote was super quick but it's already been done! #Eurovision
"The United Kingdom is in the lead" - when was that last said? And another 12 from Azerbaijan! #Eurovision
What? WHAT? Another 12 points from Germany and Belgium! What is going on! #Eurovision
Don't get hopes up! Don't get hopes up!
I hereby propose to scrap this year's public vote and call the competition closed after the jury vote finishes... Or now! #Eurovision
@BicycleBen All I know is that I had his album as a CD that we kept in the car. That feels like about 100 years ago now.
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