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"Oh I always throw like five cloves of garlic into everything I cook" It is not for me

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Accounting for the quarter done, now just have to go to the gym and I'll be able to relax

Today I managed to cut my finger with my own fingernail so bad that I can see blood through the band-aid

While trying to free a small bottle of coke from a six-pack

Serves me right

@Louisa People be stealing memes and thinking we won't notice

Even if a gemini link makes me curious, it does not make me curious enough to install a special browser. Just link to a web page

Germany continuing long tradition of war crimes by using a ukulele

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