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"We've funded 50 bionic arms... Hopefully not on the same person"

I'd love to be able to rewatch Silicon Valley just for the guy who shows doors that open like this, not like this. But between when I first watched it and now, all the characters have become insufferable to me (except maybe Jared).

It's my first year of living on my own. Everything is different...

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Probably close to a decade that the Yogscast Jingle Jam has been setting the mood for Christmas for me. This year they cut it short to the first two weeks of December. It's fair but I am missing it.

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I'm having a bit of trouble actually having a festive mood. Just thinking how all the carefully assembled decorations will become irrelevant after tomorrow.

I want to bake gingerbread cookies again for tomorrow (which is already today) but I still have to make space in the kitchen first

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Having my first cup of tea of the day at 2am, busy day

To be fair, a heart is a really niche Christmas present

I don't need Cyberpunk 2077 because I can just go out to the grocery store after 6pm when it's pitch black and raining and get the same neon sign aesthetic

Every time I come across these memes on my chat history I'm impressed how well made they are

Every time I come across these memes on my chat history I'm impressed how well made they are

Only two types of posts on this account, funny joke and I'm depressed

I'm reading some lyrics I wrote in 2015 and I have absolutely no recollection of writing any of them. The meter is off at times but they're not too awful...

Angry at Artemis Fowl TV adaptation 

If you're gonna throw Disney money at it why not put someone in charge who is actually familiar with the source material? Is there no bottom line difference between a cult classic like Fellowship of the Ring and something like Rise of Skywalker that people forget when they walk out of the cinema?

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Angry at Artemis Fowl TV adaptation 

I haven't watched it. The trailer was enough to know it wasn't Artemis Fowl, it was something completely different that was just using the names of Artemis Fowl characters. You can change some things to make an adaptation into a different medium, but you can't change characters' cornerstones.

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