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more usb serial ports need to be programmable with a little custom tag that then shows up in /dev/serial

I use the ftdi tools when I have an ftdi part but the cheap ones never are

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the gender reveal device explodes, emitting a plume of white smoke. a new pope has been chosen. that's right: the first baby pope. a 10 mile radius of surrounding countryside is annihilated by the shockwave.

how many times can i say "don't eat that" before we go to bed

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my dog has decided to be annoying tonight.

i'm tired of renting. i want to go back to living in a little house in the middle of nowhere

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Covid, Poll, Boosts Welcome 

I want to get a vague idea of how many folk in this part of the fediverse have been jabbed yet.

Have you been Covid Vaccinated yet?

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there should be a mastodon instance that federates on a delay equal to the light distance from earth to mars, so it is as if that instance is transmitting from the red planet

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it's amazing that there are entire masto instances dedicated to shitcoin fans

it's not remotely amazing that everything on them is dogshit

my roommate and i are both p good at food and it fuckin rocks

never really imagined myself having to say "i don't have 'dog cardiologist' money!" when we became friends :P

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the sweet baby 😢 vet appointments keep getting more common now

food 

i've been trying to figure out for a long time why i couldn't pull off restaurant quality basmati rice. figured it was my technique

never occurred to me i was just buying crap rice. the roomie bought some this time and it was effortlessly amazing. i've been talking about how good the rice was for 24 hours

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endlessly resentful that "luddite" got redefined to "deadweight holding back innovation bc they can't set their microwave clock" from the original "badass who believed technology should benefit us, not our bosses"

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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Don't fight a cat.
#2) Use your brain.
#3) Use drugs.

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