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Just finished a major rewrite of flounder.online/ and plan on actively developing it a lot more now. It's free to register, have fun! Gemini rules

the USPS should provide email and also banking

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refusing to learn how to dynamically allocate memory in C for advent of code

reading stack overflow answer that describes Windows, XML and SOAP as "amazing systems"

reading academic papers about 3SUM to solve advent of code day 1 part 2 in sub-quadratic time

working on a better timer, but it looks like my solution took 1 microsecond

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“A ring around the sun or moon, means that rain will come real soon.”

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Who on earth decided json should be a query language (mongodb etc)

Haskell programmers: A monad is like a burrito
Me: Ok

craigslist is one of the best web platforms if not the best, and it only is as good as it is because craig turned down literal billions

feel like i dont want to write blog posts unless i put a tremendous amount of research and effort into them

if anyone wants to try this let me know if it works

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theoretically ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ is a valid slack username but i'm not about to try

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