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my self-driving car got hit with ransomware and it refuses to stop going until i pay up :/ i'm already halfway to nevada. i just wanted to go the drug store :/

my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

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Email is just sending plain text files from one computer to another, it's not that complicated. I should be able to figure it out with all three of my brain cells.

whats a kobolds favourite programming language?

no its not cobol...

its ruby!

Going to start posting more links of whatever I read during the day.

Tengo que aprovechar que pude instalar KOReader en mi Kindle para leer lo que tengo en Wallabag

If you see Bill Gates is drowning, and you know how to swim, and there's no one around except you. Would you save him?

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Bitch. Anyone who has javascript disabled in their browser knows exactly what they're doing

Watching a video, user using root login, prepends every command with sudo. :)

Didn't do much "work" today but I configured Neovim Nightly (0.5) want to try out the built-in language server integration for a few days

Today was a good day. Had a sk8 sesh* after more than 2 years. Tired but feeling fine. I root for xmpp, use it myself and try to use with as many people as I can

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