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i really hope that you people on this website realize i'm much more than a hot girl with flagrantly unreasonable demands and an unwillingness to be or do anything unlike a cartoon villain. i'm also the future of racketeering and naval combat.

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feel free at all times when i post selfies to leave replies and boost. i literally love that kind of thing!

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and i literally hate complaining about this because pretty much everyone i know has worse problems than me, but whatever. who gives a shit. i feel so pathetic. why do i bother?

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i hate getting nuclear-hot mad about this stupid fucking job i was excited for. why do i bother getting excited for these things? they're always miserable.

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and like i feel bad even having an issue with this! i functionally work at a bowling alley! my job is to tell people how to not kill themselves on what amounts to a playground! i'm a worker, yes, but i don't do anything! i feel like i'm in the wrong no matter what i do here.

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if i pull some sort of characteristic stunt? i might as well just quit they'll probably fire me so fast! i haven't even worked my first day there and i personally can't stand my coworkers! am i overreacting? maybe. is this an annoying thing i tried very specifically to avoid? yes! will this get better? maybe! i don't know! i haven't talked to more than one other person i'm working with, all i know is receiving a text that functionally says "i wasn't listening. work when i say." sucks

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i don't bring this up to anyone in power? i feel like a sucker for not taking advantage of what little power i have. like i might as well just start showing up and working free shifts because i clearly have no self-respect. literally i just wanna work the days i said i could at the hours i said i could, it's not hard

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and like even if this is a complete scheduling mishap, i'm going to feel like the fucking bad guy here no matter what! i bring this up to anyone in power? i get some vaguely granola-tinted speech with well-meaning overtones that boils down to "oh well that's just not how these things work, why, we just post availability sheets to laugh at. we don't even read them. complain and you're fired"

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logically? well aware it's nothing personal and presumably done by someone who *clearly* knows best, but it's very hard to not take personally, you know?

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i know it's not me, but it certainly feels sometimes like there's just a quality i possess that causes people to not even bother to listen to me

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i don't know why i'm surprised i got scheduled on a weekend to close when i specified i will only do weekday openers.

currently cleaning my cleans off and putting my cleaning it all the way (all of it) upwards

everyone else on earth could think i'm so very boring and not interesting and be trying to assassinate me, and i wouldn't care. not even a little. i wouldn't care because my wife thinks i am very funny, and she loves to laugh at my jokes. none of you rubes have ANY power over me.

all i remember of my dream was that they added a new hat to tf2 called "the velociraptor spider" and it was just a very round cartoon spider wearing a santa hat that followed you around. we live in a world that's not fair.

i suppose you could say i'm a milf. yes, i do have a doctor's say so. can't imagine why you asked

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so i gotta get my wisdom teeth removed and the oral surgeon, over the phone, seemed to be under the impression that i was scheduling an appointment for my son, (deadname), and i did NOT dissuade this belief.
today's a good day actually. i love passing.

got a few wires crossed in my brain and typed "dick's sporting girls" into google. i just want to buy hiking boots.

i don't have a caption i just feel alright today despite being very busy

[selfie ec, boostsโœ”]

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