she's sO CUTE i would post a picture but like,, i'm not gonna do that without consent yo

and there's no way i would ever actually talk to her lol

here's how to pick up girls: impress them with your thorough answer to the question "is a hot dog a sandwich"

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you see, this is the truth: like many things, sandwichness is not a binary but a spectrum: from most sandwich to least sandwich.

certain characteristics can make something more or less sandwich, but nothing can ever be True Sandwich (see: plato's theory of forms) or absolute zero sandwich.

we can all agree that, say, a BLT is *more* sandwich than a hot dog - what matters is the relativity, not absolute absolute binary

she said i should write a dissertation on this

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