oh, you want to refer to genitals? here are your choices:
1) silly, childish, unsexy word
2) crude, vulgar, brash word
3) cold, medical, cinical word
@chemelia did u mean clinical or cynical
@chemelia this is the realest thing I've ever read.... makes it so hard to write lol
@chemelia oh fuck this always trips me up so much :<
@chemelia artistic metaphor, also deeply unsexy
@binchicken @chemelia extremely heternormative figure of speech that is simultaneously immature, vulgar, brash, *and* cold and clinical, in all the worst ways of each (also unsexy)
@chemelia sometimes there is also (4) metaphorical, overwrought, bad fanfic word
@chemelia