I thoroughly cleaned my keyboard from both the outside and the inside. Pretty strange to see the keys without their usual dust decoration.

I went to IKEA but did not encounter Blåhaj. I feel lied to.

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the STEM vs liberal arts dichotomy is a lie. we must unite to defeat our true enemy, the business students

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the trend of using 'x' to replace vowels in genderless terms is a byproduct of how ad campaigns and new brand roll-outs in the late 90s left us with massive industrial silos full to the brim with surplus x's that nobody needed for the next decade.

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"Serverless is great because we don't have to waste any time messing with hardware/OS"

Average serverless architecture diagram:
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"Computers are rocks we tricked into thinking" is entirely incorrect. Computers are rocks we tricked ourselves into believing they could think

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happy world intellectual property day. remember to avoid websites such as libgen, z-lib, or sci-hub to avoid accidentally committing IP theft when getting legal copies of your books and papers

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STOP COMPUTING HOMOLOGIES

- TOPOLOGIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE GROUPS ATTACHED TO THEM

- YEARS OF CATEGORY THEORY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything higher than the FUNDAMENTAL GROUP

- Wanted to describe higher-order holes anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called RELATIVE HOMEOMORPHISMS

- "What's the Euler characteristic of the Sorgenfrey line? What about the S¹xS¹x...xS¹?" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what topologists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, using the Yoneda lemma & all the diagram chasing we taught them (These are REAL Concepts, made by REAL mathematicians):

cup product (???)
Milnor fibre (??????)
Poincaré duality theorem (?????????????)

"Hello I would like a space with Z/2Z holes"

They have played us for absolute fools
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Any sufficiently advanced reality is indistinguishable from memes.

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