RT @Hideki_Naganuma@twitter.com

Am I a poor man? Retweet this if you are a poor man.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/st

RT @GurdeepPandher@twitter.com

Happy Thanksgiving, USA!
American friends, from my cabin in the wilderness of the Yukon, I am sending joy, hope and positivity!
YouTube: youtu.be/qMTw-yDLXU0

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GurdeepPandher/sta

RT @CBThorburn@twitter.com

Start naming the variants after the women from Mambo No. 5.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/

RT @NetHistorian@twitter.com

having Thanksgiving at my vegan friend's house

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/NetHistorian/statu

RT @Harlack@twitter.com

A website you’ve never heard of, picking two web shows you’ve never heard of as the best TV talk shows…
Gosh the internet is great. twitter.com/redlettermedia/sta

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Harlack/status/146

RT @CobraCommander@twitter.com

Today I’m thankful for loyal subordinates, a good tailor, enemies to torture, and things that go boom.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CobraCommander/sta

RT @hanging_z@twitter.com

Pull out the giblets, stuff the turkey and give thanks.

What are three things a turkey does on its honeymoon?

Happy Thanksgiving from the Mystic Seeer From The East, General Carnassus, coming to you in season 2 of Hanging With Dr. Z

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hanging_z/status/1

Victim blaming. That shit is supposed to be Hot & Ready, not ready in 10 minutes

RT @OccupyDemocrats@twitter.com

BREAKING: Tennessee man arrested for wielding an AK-47 β€” the same gun used by the Taliban β€” inside a Little Caesar’s pizzeria after he was told his pepperoni pizza would take ten minutes to make. RT IF YOU THINK WE NEED GUN CONTROL NOW!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/st

RT @Super70sSports@twitter.com

One of the greatest, and yet also perhaps the most tragic, sitcom episodes ever.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Super70sSports/sta

RT @SonnyBunch@twitter.com

I don’t think β€œmy car’s been broken into 15 times” is doing the pro-Los Angeles work Seth seems to think it’s doing here.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/

It's not that she is wrong. It's that she has linked a story that says she is wrong.

RT @SenWarren@twitter.com

Wondering why your Thanksgiving groceries cost more this year? It’s because greedy corporations are charging Americans extra just to keep their stock prices high. This is outrageous. businessinsider.com/big-compan

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1

This is just more proof of white supremacy... somehow

RT @NPR@twitter.com

BREAKING: All three defendants were found guilty of murdering Ahmaud Arbery, a Black man who was chased down and shot while out jogging. n.pr/3xhWMxb

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/NPR/status/1463581

No, actually I'm cool with this.

RT @hemantmehta@twitter.com

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles. twitter.com/hemantmehta/status

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hemantmehta/status

RT @hemantmehta@twitter.com

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hemantmehta/status

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