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There comes a point you gotta stop asking what do others think of me and instead ask what do I think of me and if the answer to that question is negative then it's the wrong answer

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you can kinkshame me but I'll only grow stronger

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I hate it when my bitch wife, who I love, has her lawyer serve me papers that "kin assign me as a Divorced Guy"

RT @estrozeneca@twitter.com

why does jason alexander look like he broke into your home at 3am to play metroid prime on your sick gamecube shrine and you just turned the lights on

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/estrozeneca/status

RT @jigsaw_quotes@twitter.com

Amanda... fetch me a warm blanket and my CBD prerolls... Iโ€™m feeling a little tired of these games.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/jigsaw_quotes/stat

all I can hear is that groaning pufferfish sound witnessing this

I was just trying to take a picture of a fish and a motherfucking seagull snatched it

I don't know if it's anybody else but I really hate that in new Pokemon Snap not all my pictures are there as presentable to the professor AND I SWEAR IT'S ALWAYS THE BEST PHOTOS TOO

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RT @fruiteater2@twitter.com

"can you draw all the mushroom pokemon hanging out" today is shroomishs birthday

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/fruiteater2/status

RT @minira_diary@twitter.com

้‡Ž่œใŠใใ‚‹ใฟใ‚ทใƒชใƒผใ‚บ็ฌฌ๏ผ’ๅผพใฏใ€Œใƒˆใ‚ฆใƒขใƒญใ‚ณใ‚ทใฎใŠใใ‚‹ใฟใ€

ใŠใใ‚‹ใฟใซๅŒ…ใ‚€ใจใ‚ฆใƒˆใ‚ฆใƒˆใ—ใ ใ—ใฆใ€ใ‚„ใฃใฑใ‚Šๅฏใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸโ€ฆ็™’ใ—ใƒฌใƒ™ใƒซ้ซ˜ใ™ใŽโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/minira_diary/statu

RT @hachx0@twitter.com

Willaim Shatner's inability to manage his own social media accounts properly tells you exactly why he's become a public transphobe.

For the same reason as Graham Linehan.

He stopped being good at what he did and blamed it on other people because he's notoriously jealous.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/hachx0/status/1389

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