@georgetakei
You know what's better than the joy of raising children?
The blissful sound of silence from not having any fucking kids. 
@drakenblackknight @georgetakei Hopefully your kids aren't being too loud with their girlfriends and boyfriends under your roof! 
@grinningcat @georgetakei
My kids like to cry for attention. And bring me their toys so I can play with them. And wake me up at 3 in the morning for food. And leave big fucking stinking turds in the litterbox.