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well, account migration is a fucking nightmare, so i guess i have to do this shit manually. anyone who wants to can find me here: @dan

well, account migration is a fucking nightmare, so i guess i have to do this shit manually. anyone who wants to can find me here: @dan

don't get me wrong i love spotify but god help me if i leave it on in the background on my phone

it just hangs out in my notifications like a groupon email

blarp parple
pall mall

don't purple his nurple

minecraft is like all of technology in that if you haven't been doing it your whole life you're going to be absolutely fucked when you get started

i'll roundabout boost that,

all landlords are slumlords

real question, at what point can an american citizen apply for refugee status in canada?

the combination of increased daily productivity and a lack of nicotine has resulted in exactly what we've all been anticipating around this time:

that's right, i'm a zombie

man wtf why is everything suddenly 30 degrees colder and in desperate need of salt

so it was my birthday sunday and the gf planned a surprise for me

she took me fucking axe throwing

2021 resolution 

not die and eat hot chip

that's it

god i love linux. it's flexible, the interfaces are super clean, and it's free

but i have no fucking clue how it works

genshin impact 

should i go back?

man i just want people to follow me so i can shout into the void and it reaches people i'm so lonely

hey @Xenobot why doesn't the robot have a H U G E cock and balls

i accidentally hit the notifications on button and i was so fucking freaked out i'm shaking

basically my formula is just dive headlong into every single conversation i see, regardless of my knowledge or beliefs in the situation

so far it's been pretty fucken sick

cart mart is having a stronk, paul a blartulance

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