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Happy May Day everyone that uses the Gregorian calendar and everyone else too!

Really looking forward to my new book! One of my favourite subjects.

Good Morning, fellow mastonauts! (UTC +/- 5 hours or so 🤷‍♂️ zones only) or is it "fellow mastonaters" I'm not sure, go with what you prefer...

Look, if you've just arrived here, I'll give you some advice - do NOT look directly at the federated timeline for more than a few seconds...just don't...

People from twitter keep saying "where are the GIFs?" If you run Android and use the Google keyboard called Gboard in the Play store, it has a GIF option when you open the Emojis... If you use a Samsung or whatever keyboard it might have the same option. Check it out. 🤷‍♂️

"How do you like your coffee?"

"My coffee? I like it like I like my sexual partners - big, hot, and with a ..."

"......wut?"

God, this cold is a nightmare. Despite Sterimar and nose spray before bed, OH kept prodding me awake as "I snored like a saxophone" and kept coughing. Terrible night's sleep. MORNING! In other news, I've almost perfected the riff from "Careless Whisper"...

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