@tattooed_mummy @nathan Um, you might still be the only straight in the village... 🤭

@tattooed_mummy @nathan ...ALTHOUGH I have heard it's run by one of them "homer-sensuals"... 🤔🤨😉

@Mafer1ck it's broken, mate. Finger's sore from tapping now...

@tattooed_mummy @nathan I'm thinking of doing that too and I might just come with you, soz.

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Good morning tootlers. Today in most of the UK it's time to vote! (only local elections) I think I'll be taking Ted along with me for his first

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This is what's wrong with the tech industry. The expectation that one should give their free time *EVERY DAY* or you're somehow "not passionate".

My response to that would be fuck you and your shitty fucking culture.

My kids and family are FAR more important to me than your ridiculous expectations.

</rant> 🙃

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So many electronics folk here? Or a server dedicated to #electronics ?

@Dananner I did book the meeting with her - just that she's the wrong person... She just thought "I'm new, he must want me to give him some feedback on this" I guess. 🤷‍♂️ It was good of her to go along but now I feel I should explain myself!!!

Dear people - what's the weirdest thing you have ever done, possibly due to ADHD? I'm working with 2 people right now - both fairly new, called Mary and Joan (let's say). I've never seen either of their faces. I needed to meet with Mary but accidentally invited Joan instead. After 1 hour talking about the database, Mary contacted me to ask when we were meeting. The meeting I just had with Joan. Joan was very helpful, gave lots of feedback. but was completely the wrong person. Aaargh!

@ExilianOfficial These are brilliant! And highly plausible...I mean obviously true.

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Timeline needs some more silly nonsense so...

Favourite or reply to this toot, should you desire the following outcome, and per each of such we shall post one (1) daft and wrong fake etymology for an English word or phrase, phrased in a vaguely plausible sounding manner.

(Boosts welcome!)

#creativetoots #etymology #wordplay #writing #FakeEtymology

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Installing an adblocker is the gateway drug into anti-consumerism, which is in turn the gateway drug into anti-capitalism.

Tell all your friends how to install adblockers.

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