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Okay, why say "web browsers are hard to make, you need a huge budget to do so" instead of

Chrome wasn't built in a day

?

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Ach, männlich, weiblich, das sind doch bürgerliche Kategorien.

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FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)

:pirate_flag: stolen from someone who didn't add alt text :pirate_flag:

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Hi! Mein Team im Security-Bereich der Deutschen Bahn / DB Systel sucht gerade zwei DevOps-Menschen, die sich möglichst mit Security, Automatisierung und AWS auskennen und programmieren können. Wir machen ziemlich coole Sachen im IAM/PAM-Bereich und arbeiten derzeit 100% remote, die Arbeitsbedingungen sind auch top (imo). Bei Interesse oder Fragen meldet euch! ☝️

Gerne :boost_ok:

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grimes chuckled. 'you mean the apartheid emeralds'

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Oh mein Gott 😂
Schau dir "MAKING OF: Die Flyerservice Hahn GmbH" auf YouTube an
youtu.be/IDX80Nm3btY

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my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

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lewd joke, why? 

Boss tells me to "work hard" but then I walk around with a massive erection and he's like ew no put that away?

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mastodon in theory: decentralized twitter

mastodon in practice: what if we pooled ten different early-2000s opinionated web forums together into a thunderdome

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You ready for Minion-face bikini? 

Too bad, it's here now.

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me as a teen: I'm not into drugs tbh. I'd rather eat some cheesecake and take a nap.

teen peers: what is wrong with you. are you some kind of straight edge? you're an artist, you have to do drugs.

me as an adult: I'm not into drugs tbh. I'd rather eat some cheesecake and take a nap.

adult peers: god i feel that

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