Kas | BLM @exactly_one_kas@mastodon.online

Ach, männlich, weiblich, das sind doch bürgerliche Kategorien.

The kids are alright.

omg

FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)

stolen from someone who didn't add alt text

Hi! Mein Team im Security-Bereich der Deutschen Bahn / DB Systel sucht gerade zwei DevOps-Menschen, die sich möglichst mit Security, Automatisierung und AWS auskennen und programmieren können. Wir machen ziemlich coole Sachen im IAM/PAM-Bereich und arbeiten derzeit 100% remote, die Arbeitsbedingungen sind auch top (imo). Bei Interesse oder Fragen meldet euch! ☝️

Gerne

Jesus fucking Christ…
… fuck Big Tech

https://is.gd/olXfVl

grimes chuckled. 'you mean the apartheid emeralds'

Oh mein Gott 😂
Schau dir "MAKING OF: Die Flyerservice Hahn GmbH" auf YouTube an
https://youtu.be/IDX80Nm3btY

here's me

my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

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Boss tells me to "work hard" but then I walk around with a massive erection and he's like ew no put that away?

mastodon in theory: decentralized twitter

mastodon in practice: what if we pooled ten different early-2000s opinionated web forums together into a thunderdome

Too bad, it's here now.

me as a teen: I'm not into drugs tbh. I'd rather eat some cheesecake and take a nap.

teen peers: what is wrong with you. are you some kind of straight edge? you're an artist, you have to do drugs.

me as an adult: I'm not into drugs tbh. I'd rather eat some cheesecake and take a nap.

adult peers: god i feel that

Chop Off One Head and Two Grow In It's Place Driven Development