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it's just like they say: "you board up a door, and God smashes His way through the window"

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meet me outside the pizza place in the next 45 minutes if you want to get an ass licking

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me: android is so unstable
also me: roots all phones and deletes com.google.anything

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Okay, why say "web browsers are hard to make, you need a huge budget to do so" instead of

Chrome wasn't built in a day

?

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Ach, männlich, weiblich, das sind doch bürgerliche Kategorien.

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FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)

:pirate_flag: stolen from someone who didn't add alt text :pirate_flag:

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Hi! Mein Team im Security-Bereich der Deutschen Bahn / DB Systel sucht gerade zwei DevOps-Menschen, die sich möglichst mit Security, Automatisierung und AWS auskennen und programmieren können. Wir machen ziemlich coole Sachen im IAM/PAM-Bereich und arbeiten derzeit 100% remote, die Arbeitsbedingungen sind auch top (imo). Bei Interesse oder Fragen meldet euch! ☝️

Gerne :boost_ok:

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grimes chuckled. 'you mean the apartheid emeralds'

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Oh mein Gott 😂
Schau dir "MAKING OF: Die Flyerservice Hahn GmbH" auf YouTube an
youtu.be/IDX80Nm3btY

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my self-driving car's navigation algorithm keeps driving me places i've already been to, 'in case i missed it' and altering my route so it will go past more billboards

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