Apropos of absolutely nothing in particular, I give you my Very Obscure Battle of Hastings joke:
King Harold: I spy with my little eye something beginning with-- OUCH!
@isotope239 (ridden down by a mounted knight, we think, but lettering adjacent to another felled by an arrow. But haha)
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This is what happens when you're imprecise and just eyeball the battlefield.