A software tester walks into a bar. 

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

in america, we call it an elevator, but in britain, they call it a lift 

@cdmnky This is a very uplifting toot!

in america, we call it an elevator, but in britain, they call it a lift 

i guess we’re just raised differently

Holy Sh** #Microsoft has installed the simplest backdoor in your #Linux VMs without you knowing about it.

Microsoft Azure silently install management agents on your Linux VMs without an auto update mechanism, so you have to update manually but you don't know they exist because you didn't install them? 🤔

Simply remove the auth header and you are root. Remotely on all machines.🤯

wiz.io/blog/secret-agent-expos

@aeveltstra It's making that sound because it's a lyrebird -- an aussie bird known for mimicking noises in its environment. Other lyrebirds are known to mimic car alarms, photo camera shutter noises, and even chainsaws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ

Six easy and simple rules for good web design 

-NO popups
-NO banners
-NO bars that scroll with you
-NO panels that appear or disappear depending on which direction you're scrolling
-NO misleading cookie consent dialogs
-NO tracking

why in the world are FAT filenames case-insensitive? :cate: :scremcat:

Noone:
Absolutely nobody:
Kernels when copying a file from one filesystem to another:

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