Apple Orchard: Hey do you want apple juice?
Adults: No that is for kids
Apple Orchard: *crossing out 'juice'* I meant cider
Adults: Oh yeah fuck me up
kinda mad that it’s come up so fast
9 more days until Halloween!!!
The Web 2.0 version of “waiting for the webpage to load” is just “waiting for all the webworkers and the tracking cookies to finish calling home to crack your pseudonymous identity in order to serve ads and finally free up the bandwidth for the text”
The U.S., which literally can't keep the lights on for millions of its citizens and may be sowing the next recession's seeds with a very risky gas buildout, is on the brink of once again failing to codify a climate plan into law -- and it's barely a blip in our public discourse.
This human has never ridden Metro during rush hour. https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1438280230494474240
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but leave Alec Baldwin alone (in this and only this circumstance)
please be real 🙏🏻
Mandalorian - S3 (TBC)
Me: I’m hungry
My fridge: I have lots of tasty food inside if you wanna cook somet—-
Me: not like that
just for fun i threw in defense spending https://twitter.com/sangerkatz/status/1450956635631980547
literally the best part
Who is eating this part of the Chex mix…
Democrats Reach Deal To Introduce Landmark Fundraising Email https://bit.ly/3G1PT70
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