the Microsoft Word doc when you move an image one (1) mm
DOOM.. on Windows Task Manager.
“You should work on yourself instead of judging others” no thank you that sounds hard
Sorry not sorry, @email@example.com.
you know i got it on me don’t even ask
it’s just non-stop clown shit from these people https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1461369421889519618
She’s going to re-emerge with a set of huge cans. https://twitter.com/msnuk/status/1460883031955177473
why would anyone admit this
He's called Peter Parker because he doesn't pump in and out when he has sex
i fully expect to open twitter one day and find someone like “i refuse to wipe my butt. butts were not meant to be wiped, it’s completely unnatural. the natural butthole was meant to be caked in poop and i will die on this hill”
they’ve come a long way since john “captain” smith
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