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RT @lukeisamazing@twitter.com

the Microsoft Word doc when you move an image one (1) mm

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lukeisamazing/stat

this has got to be the worst start for in a good while right?

RT @DrakeGatsby@twitter.com

“You should work on yourself instead of judging others” no thank you that sounds hard

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status

sorry can’t talk. just logged on to make some generalizations

every day i wake up and rededicate myself to the sacred art of reply guying

i know a lot of you already know this, but airpods sound like poopie on teams and zoom (webex sounds bad regardless lol)

RT @limitlessjest@twitter.com

He's called Peter Parker because he doesn't pump in and out when he has sex

🐦🔗: twitter.com/limitlessjest/stat

RT @RoxyTall@twitter.com

i fully expect to open twitter one day and find someone like “i refuse to wipe my butt. butts were not meant to be wiped, it’s completely unnatural. the natural butthole was meant to be caked in poop and i will die on this hill”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/RoxyTall/status/14

they’ve come a long way since john “captain” smith

RT @80snewsscreens@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/80snewsscreens/sta

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