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i don’t like juggling i just can’t afford to drop the ball

hey @nfl@twitter.com i won’t be able to watch the games tomorrow can you send me the mp4s today?

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You learn something new everyday. How to commit parts of a file at a time with . stackoverflow.com/a/1085191/27

if i was on the defense i just would just not let the runners get past the yellow line

The top three news influencers for @jsrnop@twitter.com are @KelgoreTrout@twitter.com, @SenorTren@twitter.com, @punishedpants@twitter.com. Analyzed by @Ground_app@twitter.com ground.news/blindspotter/twitt wow wtf

me after ace ventura

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me walking out of the theatre after seeing a life changing movie

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my feelings are that i hate yesterday me, but my actions are as if i hate tomorrow me

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@uros_milo@twitter.com @wtf1official@twitter.com Toto: Okay Michael, I'm sending you an email...

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twinkle twinkle little star : abcdefg :: our country tis of thee : god save the queen

imagine apologizing for another adult swearing couldn’t be me

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the Microsoft Word doc when you move an image one (1) mm

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this has got to be the worst start for in a good while right?

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