MARK.webm @mcaudill@mastodon.online
Joined Jan 2021
can’t believe i used to check imgur every day. embarrassing
RT @wolfiecomedy@twitter.com
the space between christmas and new years is known as the taint
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/wolfiecomedy/status/1475187344672059392
RT @emmixxrose@twitter.com
nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/emmixxrose/status/1474963321262587904
RT @themouseyouknow@twitter.com
Please look at this image of a cat seeing a Christmas tree for the first time
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/themouseyouknow/status/1474735933694033920
RT @no_stunts@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/no_stunts/status/1474445407610621954
RT @andrealongchu@twitter.com
did not get a gf for xmas (supply chain issues)
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/andrealongchu/status/1475115916157460502
RT @meowmeowmia@twitter.com
the US isn't even a country, it's just four corporations in a trench coat
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/meowmeowmia/status/1475272954435022856
RT @neurobongo@twitter.com
Every line of this new Gawker article on NFTs is perfect. https://www.gawker.com/culture/the-future-is-useless-expensive
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/neurobongo/status/1475107603411787776
think i got blocked in the family gc. i keep posting memes but no one reacts. gonna post one more tho
jonathan allen gotta cool it with the yo mama jokes
kinda hoping jerry jones falls out of his box (in minecraft ofc)
the wild thing about mcdonald’s crispy chicken sandwich is that it’s not crispy yet i’ve still eaten it more than once
calling motel six to see if i can get the rodgers rate
RT @dragontologist@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dragontologist/status/1474462982159667207
RT @barrybongss2@twitter.com
Please, my wife, she left for Toyotathon and hasn’t returned
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/barrybongss2/status/1475211716002734080
RT @ravenlily@twitter.com
Gas stations in northern MN.
Man: lol you're wearing a mask
Me: it blocks facial recognition from the deep state.
Man: hahaha.. Oh shit.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ravenlily/status/1475203450900209672
RT @F4RN3RB0CK3N@twitter.com
imagine getting interviewed by Nardwuar and he brings up that hit and run no one knew about
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/F4RN3RB0CK3N/status/1475227848856281107
RT @drewjanda@twitter.com
America: why is everyone getting misinformation about medicine
Also America: simply looking at a doctor will cost you ten thousand dollars
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/drewjanda/status/1474818446542131202
One of the most infuriating parts is how they often wont even tell you how much something is going to cost until they actually do it. total corrupt bullshit
RT @drewjanda@twitter.com
America: why is everyone getting misinformation about medicine
Also America: simply looking at a doctor will cost you ten thousand dollars
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/drewjanda/status/1474818446542131202
