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can’t believe i used to check imgur every day. embarrassing

RT @wolfiecomedy@twitter.com

the space between christmas and new years is known as the taint

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wolfiecomedy/statu

RT @themouseyouknow@twitter.com

Please look at this image of a cat seeing a Christmas tree for the first time

🐦🔗: twitter.com/themouseyouknow/st

RT @andrealongchu@twitter.com

did not get a gf for xmas (supply chain issues)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/andrealongchu/stat

RT @meowmeowmia@twitter.com

the US isn't even a country, it's just four corporations in a trench coat

🐦🔗: twitter.com/meowmeowmia/status

think i got blocked in the family gc. i keep posting memes but no one reacts. gonna post one more tho

jonathan allen gotta cool it with the yo mama jokes

kinda hoping jerry jones falls out of his box (in minecraft ofc)

the wild thing about mcdonald’s crispy chicken sandwich is that it’s not crispy yet i’ve still eaten it more than once

calling motel six to see if i can get the rodgers rate

RT @barrybongss2@twitter.com

Please, my wife, she left for Toyotathon and hasn’t returned

🐦🔗: twitter.com/barrybongss2/statu

RT @ravenlily@twitter.com

Gas stations in northern MN.
Man: lol you're wearing a mask
Me: it blocks facial recognition from the deep state.
Man: hahaha.. Oh shit.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ravenlily/status/1

RT @F4RN3RB0CK3N@twitter.com

imagine getting interviewed by Nardwuar and he brings up that hit and run no one knew about

🐦🔗: twitter.com/F4RN3RB0CK3N/statu

RT @drewjanda@twitter.com

America: why is everyone getting misinformation about medicine
Also America: simply looking at a doctor will cost you ten thousand dollars

🐦🔗: twitter.com/drewjanda/status/1

One of the most infuriating parts is how they often wont even tell you how much something is going to cost until they actually do it. total corrupt bullshit

RT @drewjanda@twitter.com

America: why is everyone getting misinformation about medicine
Also America: simply looking at a doctor will cost you ten thousand dollars

🐦🔗: twitter.com/drewjanda/status/1

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