Show newer

brushing up and marx and engels to prepare for dinner tomorrow

RT @KelgoreTrout@twitter.com

If you die in the hyperloop you die in real life

🐦🔗: twitter.com/KelgoreTrout/statu

are there actually people out there celebrating pilgrims for this holiday? literally have not talked to another adult about pilgrims since 4th grade. pretty sure it’s ok to just make every day as enjoyable as you can for yourself and others and leave it at that.

RT @TheDeepOffice@twitter.com

@miles4themiles@twitter.com @flagrater@twitter.com Definitely a sign of a broken civilization that the prospect of robots doing all our repetitive, menial or dangerous work is met with horror rather than glee.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheDeepOffice/stat

RT @miles4themiles@twitter.com

@flagrater@twitter.com It’s funny that automation should be liberating humanity from mundane repetitive jobs so we can do better things with the one lives we’ll ever get, but instead it gets used as a threat like “keep pushing for better conditions and we’ll automate and you’ll starve on the street”

🐦🔗: twitter.com/miles4themiles/sta

i don’t like juggling i just can’t afford to drop the ball

hey @nfl@twitter.com i won’t be able to watch the games tomorrow can you send me the mp4s today?

MΛЯK boosted

You learn something new everyday. How to commit parts of a file at a time with . stackoverflow.com/a/1085191/27

if i was on the defense i just would just not let the runners get past the yellow line

The top three news influencers for @jsrnop@twitter.com are @KelgoreTrout@twitter.com, @SenorTren@twitter.com, @punishedpants@twitter.com. Analyzed by @Ground_app@twitter.com ground.news/blindspotter/twitt wow wtf

me after ace ventura

RT @fiImgal@twitter.com

me walking out of the theatre after seeing a life changing movie

🐦🔗: twitter.com/fiImgal/status/146

RT @hyperfekt@twitter.com

my feelings are that i hate yesterday me, but my actions are as if i hate tomorrow me

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hyperfekt/status/1

RT @555NoemiSzalai@twitter.com

@uros_milo@twitter.com @wtf1official@twitter.com Toto: Okay Michael, I'm sending you an email...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/555NoemiSzalai/sta

twinkle twinkle little star : abcdefg :: our country tis of thee : god save the queen

imagine apologizing for another adult swearing couldn’t be me

Show older
Mastodon

This is a brand new server run by the main developers of the project as a spin-off of mastodon.social 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!