My digestive system: All these rich holiday foods are wonderful!
Also my digestive system: Fine, if you insist on giving us sensible, balanced, #vegetrarian or #vegan meals with #moderate portions, then, we’ll, um, ooh I know, make a lot of really loud and weird noises, yeah, that’s it! That’ll show ‘em who’s boss! (Hey do you think we can keep up this #protest for 11 consecutive months?)