triumph @nowionlywantatriumph@mastodon.online

tired: extending student loan payment suspension until Sept. 30
wired: forgiving $10,000 in student loans
inspired: forgiving $50,000 in student loans *and* paying back any payments people might have made since March 2020

in times like these, I’m reminded of my favorite onion article of all time

https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806

here’s my big NFL idea:

if you doink a field goal, you get one (1) consolation point per doink

this shit is still insanely funny to me (credit: https://15.ai )

screwing around on https://15.ai again

still think it's really cool how a) speech synthesis can generate incredibly-realistic sound clips of voices with minimal actual input, and b) most of the people who've programmed neural networks to MAKE those sound clips easily generateable have focused entirely on the shitpost angle

Sheldon Adelson is dead

good

I mean, it'll be nice not needing the cognitive dissonance of actively wanting a credibly-accused rapist to succeed anymore

good fucking riddance, ben

never mind

folks, I regret to inform you that the steelers are Back In This

NBC with the olympics commercial

like there's gonna be a fuckin olympics lmao

does anyone know where roethlisberger was on wednesday?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this sucks

#steelers play tomorrow night, so if I’m absurdly obnoxious anywhere tomorrow, that’d be why