J Meyers @piratehoosier@mastodon.online
Joined Sep 2020
My fortune cookie told me: "You thrive by serving others" - Dumbest Cookie ever...like oatmeal raisin is smarter than this cookie and it's full of oats and dried fruit. Fuck You Fortune Cookie! I serve you a middle finger and am thriving on it. OMG it was right!
Apply yourself to the basics and progress will follow.
8 more days till Halloween Halloween Halloween 8 more days till Halloween Silver Shamrock!
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Stargate is still better than today's TV shows.
Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain - BTVS
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RT @cmakesp@twitter.com
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Did you know? That if you saved $1 per day for a whole year, you could give that to me.
I'm so SICK of working. Ah well, just 30-40 years to go till retirement.
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I want to re-watch Party Down
There are NO rules, only Suggestions.
WTF PPL! Don't abandon pets in parking lots! They at least have a chance at your Humane Society, in a busy parking lot - 99.9% of the time Their just Dead!
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Quote of the Day:
“You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.”
Frank McCourt, Angela’s Ashes
Joined Sep 2020
