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I’m sorry WHAT

Danny Dyer vs The Streets

Getting warmed up for #caturday

I need y’all to see what @indiedee drew for me (out of a commission). IT’S SO COOL!

Going to make it my pfp when I get access to a computer, which should be tonight.

world: *has massive heatwave*

climate change deniers:

OK, I had to laugh at the thumbnail/headline combo. Well played, BBC News 👏👏👏

Like this: https://youtu.be/k6JHaBVySTA

Generally Toyotas because they are affordable and reliable as hell, but who knows in the future. Might get an Audi, or I might sell my car and not have one.

Hello no, and I never will

I'd like to arm wrestle Gandhi for some reason. I think I could definitely beat him.

haha! I don't know you are unfortunately!

I have so many great mastodon friends, it's quite hard to pinpoint a single person who is my favourite.

Everyone on mastodon is just super cool and super friendly!

This is going to be multiple parts due to multiple questions in one message.

I think the nicest thing I’ve done (but recently as my memory is like a goldfish) is that I gave a family member my old macbook which was worth ~£600 (£2.5k at point of sale) because I knew they were desperate for a new computer.

I actually struggle with lying. Even a little lie will have me come undone in minutes

oh MAN that's a tough one. I love so many songs, so many diff genres.

But right now it would be this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLOg252KRE

Also I'm the kind of oddball that listens to a song on repeat until I hate it.

I don't know - I think most political opinions nowadays are controversial...

But I guess I would say I probably lean more towards the center than left than I'd like to. And that's probably because of my circumstances.

Tomato pasta, but left to cool in the fridge.

Why not? But also because I'm hot and bored.

Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Yeah

Beep Beep boop

Sudo, because I like to play with fiyah! 🔥🔥🔥