the department of the interior has officially recognized these as an invasive species

filing this one under “no idea how you even managed to screw up to this degree but congrats, I guess”

flamingo legs look like the result from one of those team-building activities where you had to make a tower using spaghetti and tape

'morning Mastodon. Today I'm thinking about how grateful I am. Specifically, how grateful I am that a video exists of Travis Scott falling off the stage with an autotuned yelp.

Life is crazy, man. Two years ago, I was in high school. Now, the best part of my day was discovering nice hardware in a home I cannot afford on Zillow.

Anyway take a gander at this lovely builtin closet thing.

links break in a weird way with a release this old so you can totally use it as a regular web browser if you want.

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unsplash needs a filter for "realistic, large depth of field, sorta-ugly camera roll images". I've been using this as my defacto placeholder image since it's the only one I've found that isn't glossy people having generic fun in a meadow.

i'm vibing pretty hard with grilli type. if you're not rockin with GT Flexa don't hmu

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