Marcus is such a silly name for a financial product and I think we should name way more products after names. "This is Maurice, our new HVAC system."

Wrote a brief review of the new Kim Petras single, I believe you'll agree with my assessment samhenri.gold/blog/kim-petras-

5PM on the dot! It's FLOOR TIME, BITCHES!! Get on the ground and just kinda stay there and think. Easier than therapy, similar results! FLOOR TIME!!!!

Tired: Marriage proposal
Wired: Multi-year collab pitch

This might be really useful. Which person will have an easier time at baggage claim: someone looking for a black suitcase or the person looking for the flesh bag that REEKS

RT @nypost@twitter.com

PETA launches gruesome online shop with goods made of 'human' leathers trib.al/ij1ek82

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nypost/status/1465

Before it becomes (more of) a serious threat, I want it to be known that OMNICROM™ is a rad name. Right up there with Trinitron.

how can I make a midi auto-play when someone visits my profile

what do you think the longest wikipedia articles are? you're probably right with the first one, you are absolutely wrong with everything else. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:

Made a little web toy for ya during the holiday. It lets you draw neat, symmetrical doodles called mandalas. There's a bunch of neat settings to mess with. It supports Apple Pencil pressure input, too! samhenri.gold/blog/mandala/

consider this my charitable donation from my undiscovered indie-pop/rock playlist

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the last five tracks I've saved are all under 50k streams. am i...a hot shot Music Supervisor???? r/ga hit me up

very fun google dork: Google indexes public Spotify playlists. So if I wanted to see playlists that include both "Tongue Tied" and "No You Girls"

I had GPT3 create some blog post ideas for me. Some are good. Most sound like tweets from my drafts folder.

CSS with no classes or ID's - all selectors are based on my personal thoughts, dreams and aspirations

I have some sympathy. I have the luxury of being able to rip out all this inline script junk that changes an image button's appearance on hover and replace it with .close-btn:hover { filter: brightness(.8) }

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currently reverse engineering a website from 2009. this is hell. were web designers allergic to semantic markup?

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