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Re pronouns. My now long dead grandpa used to say "you can call me anything as long as you don't call me late for dinner" I think he may have been on to something.

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Seriously. Stop worrying about visibility of your toots.
I'm here from bird hell. It's a different place. Things are slower here. Just chat. Be friendly. Relax.

I use Snapchat. There I just chat with people, I don't put stuff out, I use it differently. Different social media is different and that's OK.

Also. You're doing great. You are worth treats, you are worth time. I appreciate you and your input, even when I don't favourite/like 🌟 your toot.

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What do I like? Well, I like I chat about things like
I like loads of music from to with on the mix too. I like , , and nice people. I collect China and glass animals. I read and love Sir Terry Pratchett
I like and , especially , and oh and

Diets, weight, sleep 

Oh no!
Poor sleep may hinder attempts to maintain weight loss, study finds.

Trial seems to add to body of evidence about health risks of not getting enough sleep or poor quality sleep

Well this isn't good.
Flying insect numbers have plunged by 60% since 2004, GB survey finds.

Scientists behind survey of car number plates said drop was ‘terrifying’, as life on Earth depends on insects.

In Italy, it is not a crime to steal food if you are hungry.

And then the Lord spake, saying:
"First, shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.

Is #DogsAtPollingStations a thing here? It ought to be.

Here’s Kira wondering where the man went.

Good morning tootlers. Today in most of the UK it's time to vote! (only local elections) I think I'll be taking Ted along with me for his first

You enter a big, dark purple hall. There is a BUTTON near the window. You see a TIM-TAM here, on the wall. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, texting.


"HuffPost UK: Would You Be Prepared To Take A Pay Cut To WFH For Good?"

No. No one should, they should get a pay rise to cover the added home insurance, and heating and electricity costs.

Also, I already work from home.

The Guardian: "I thought it was weird to have a favourite spoon. Then I realised I wasn’t alone ...."

I favour a latte spoon over a simple teaspoon, with a very rounded bowl. What's your favourite spoon?

5 minutes in the damp garden with the actual camera. I'm not sure where this snail thought he was going.

#Nature #photography #NaturePhotography

one time i dated a guy here who told me he didn’t know how to cook rice well & i was like “do you at least wash it first” & he goes “with soap?”

this is my villain origin story

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