When Dark Souls has a higher opinion of humanity than reality does, you're know you're truly eff'ed. 😉

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."

SOURCE (Artwork):

rare-gallery.com/4586484-night

QUOTE (G.K. Chesterton and Neil Gaiman):

shmoop.com/quotes/fairy-tales-

So, what's the difference between a Sheltie and a Collie?

Well, for starters, about 50 pounds...

❝ Hunters carried AR-15s and bunkered themselves in perches for fear that the wildlife would fire back. ❞

-- John Scalzi, Exit Strategies (Love Death + Robots)

Why did the dandelion give up on dating others?

He kept getting blown off.

Linda (a close friend and "aunt") is asking me to slit my wool socks to accommodate my lymphedema. I don't think she understands or realizes:

The “swollen part” is my ENTIRE leg, from foot to thigh. My left leg varies, but usually 2-3X the size of my right leg.

You say "nerd" like it's a bad thing.

In 1986, it hurt me.

In 2022, it pays me... and it pays very well indeed.

Lifelong, loud, and proud N E R D!

Low barometric pressure is making my bones and arthritis sing in agony.

Post allogeneic bone marrow transplant and arthritis, this is the lowest pressure I’ve felt in many months. Took 20mg Oxycodone and using heated queen-sized blanket.

Playing Disney Dreamlight Valley with Victoria, Lady Jessamine, WALL-E, Moana, and Maui until my body gives out and tells me it wants out until this storm passes.

I can tell that Ian's former eye/center is approaching northern Virginia. As the barometric pressure drops below 29.89 inHg, all of my bones are crying out in pain this morning.

If this keeps up, Oxycodone and Imitrex will be my best friends today.

Lady Jessamine comes to Disney Dreamlight Valley as Victoria and I play on the Nintendo Switch OLED, Steam Deck, and our gaming laptop.

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Listening to the local hams and Loudoun County Services “batten down the hatches” as everyone preps for the coming storm.

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