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How am I to pack when the shape of this box is still wrecking my head

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Hey folks! Remember that it's considered good manners on the fediverse to CW pictures of food and selfies. #feditips

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"How do you like your coffee?"

"My coffee? I like it like I like my sexual partners - big, hot, and with a ..."

"......wut?"

I’m tired of packing and I’m only about 1% finished. There are boxes EVERYWHERE 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦😬(me)📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦

Semi nudity 

Just testing the reliability of filters for nudes 👀

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@iconography I just want Americans to finally acknowledge that Candy is actually short for Candrew.

This wouldn’t feel like home if I didn’t show you my new dress 👉👈

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The fediverse today trying to explain to newcomers where they are.

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gonna need a list of fuckable spooks. who fucks the most? is it vampires, they seem like the horniest

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I guess I *could* brush my hair but I’ve decided to go get it cut off instead 💇🏻‍♀️

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I can't post pictures, will have to do:

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Starting here is like moving schools. New slang, who are the bullies, dress code, please don't point and laugh

Opened blackout blinds and immediately boiled my own eyeballs ☀️☀️☀️

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@traceyno morning 🌻 💜

Mastodon mornings are definitely brighter than in the old country*

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