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ALERT: If you have an Amazon device in your home, it is shortly going to start sharing your internet connection with strangers. opt out now, and then light that piece of shit on fire!

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/05/amazon-devices-will-soon-automatically-share-your-internet-with-neighbors/

sometimes i wonder how humans discovered which plants have medicinal properties or poisons or are tasty to eat and then i see that redditors will just order random chemicals on the internet and ingest them

Amazon made sure to delete a video about their "amazen" mindfulness box for warehouse workers from Twitter after the feedback turned out to be pretty negative… here's a copy.

#amazen

How does someone with a straining goat scream get a major record deal?

“Is it not a wondrous thing, to see your child born?”

He nodded. “Indeed. But I’ll tell you what is no less wondrous to me right now. That after a woman endures all this, why she is then willing to let any man ever again get within ten feet of her bed!”

- Sharon Kay Penman, Here Be Dragons

#Books

#GospelToday (Mk 10:28-31)
Peter began to say to him, "We have given up everything and followed you."

Jesus said, "Amen, I say to you, there is no one who has given up house or brothers or sisters or mother or father or children or lands for my sake and for the sake of the gospel who will not receive a hundred times more now in this present age: houses and brothers and sisters and mothers and children and lands, with persecutions, and eternal life in the age to come.

But many that are first will be last, and [the] last will be first."

Who the fuck does Amazon think I am?

Hitchhiker’s Guide update where the Earth is blown up as part of a Vogon gender reveal party

At a 1993 Lollapalooza show, Rage Against the Machine stood on stage naked with duct-taped mouths for 14 minutes in protest against the Parents Music Resource Council. The only sound was feedback from the guitars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parents_Music_Resource_Center

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/tilbots/status/1395017241385652228

Had to bring this back

Once I saw a motorcyclist with a t-shirt that said on the back, "If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off!!!"

That man is a symbol of America and it is both beautiful and horrifying at the same time.

There are no muscles in your fingers. Their function is controlled by muscles in your palms and arms.
https://technicalrescuesystems.net/blog/2018/06/22/many-muscles-humans-fingers/

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/tilbots/status/1394815246049611779