Goatlings and Icepets are inexplicably like, two of the only games I can function enough to play lately

(Plurk sucks btw don't use it it has a bs "karma" system worse than Reddit's and microtransactions as well lmao)

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I'm absolutely losing it why is the LGBTQ community just referred to as "gay" (singular)

Also probably not the best look to call us "weirdos"

I want to migrate to a new instance; has anyone done it before? How hard is it?

I know technically both movies I mentioned are for families, but you know what I mean. Kids are, like, the big target.

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Just saw a Progressive insurance ad feat. The (animated) Addams Family and it made me wonder:

Why do movies where the primary audience is kids advertise adult products? Like The Lorax movie (ironically) sponsoring cars and stuff.

I seriously wanna know.

Target trip over. I never want to leave my house again

Listen idc if they're vaccinated

There's variants and it can still be spread

Put a dang mask on

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Maskless people practically pressing into me 🙃🙃🙃

Oh my God please stop the flamingo was bad enough we don't need a reskin of it

Inaccurate hair color aside I cannot buy this because my mother must not know of my infatuation

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Why is his hair black who dyed Otto's hair

You can't make a bowlcut goth

Has quarantine and this pandemic made me agoraphobic?

...Yyyyep, seems like it.

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The store isn't even crowded but it feels like everyone on earth is trying to brush up against me

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Hooooly hell people do not stay six feet apart anymore

I am deeply uncomfortable in this store rn

LISTEN IT'S NOT THAT THE SQUID ISN'T CUTE BUT IT IS LITERALLY USELESS

IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE OFF ACTUAL LIGHT

MOOBLOOMS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD FOR BEEKEEPING

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