@patterfloof Warren Buffet, I think?
@patterfloof Buffett, of course, not buffet. Though it seems clear he's likely been to one too many of the latter…
@zdl ah right, I'm non-US so hadn't seen/heard much about him
@zdl though a buffet is also a footstool ...
@zdl Image description:
Bill Gates: Mom sat on the same board as the CEO of IBM and convinced him to take a risk on her son's new company
Jeff Bezos: Started Amazon with $300k in seed capital from his parents and more from some rich friends
Warren Buffett: The son of a powerful congressman who owned an investment company
Elon Musk: Dad owned an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa
@bgcarlisle @zdl - the independently-wealthy and self-made billionaires are largely mythological. Self-made billionaires are unicorns.
@zdl billionaires give your wealth to BIPOC, you cowards
@theruran Could you please translate this into a) coherence, and b) English?
Thanks in advance for your hard work.
@zdl BIPOC = Black, Indigenous, & people of color
@theruran No, I meant the whole thing. How do billionaires give my wealth to BIPOC?
This is an invitation to think before you write. To write a coherent sentence that communicates instead of duckspeaking.
@zdl I was addressing billionaires to give their wealth, not that they would read this anyway. it was a mood today
@clacke @theruran This isn't a case of "uncharitable". This is a case of "bewildered".
Someone embedded in modern-day sloganeering might be able to get the intended meaning, but someone not thusly embedded (hint: me) was faced with a sentence that made no cognitive sense.
It was a sentence that was grammatically … let's be polite and call it "ambiguous" … paired with jargon in a seeming non sequitur (since there was no context in which addressing billionaires was a natural outcome).
@zdl Don't forget you have to take care to be born as a white male! That is quintessential!
In France there is one, Xavier Niel.
What ? He is now the son-in-law of the 2nd richest in the world ?
Must be a coincidence...
Rich "investors" give money to ground-breaking inventors, not just pornographic companies owned by their friends.
@zdl who's on the bottom left?