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Bad #DM ideas: magic items with slight misspellings relevant to their function.

Ring of acommodation: Makes a commode (not necessarily functional) appear within 10 feet

Staff of lightening: Makes the surrounding space slightly brighter or reduces the weight of any one object by 2%

Scroll of Adress Discovery: Will guide the party to the nearest seamstress' workshop or women's clothing store

Spell - Make Object Changable: Turns an object into Señor Chang for 5 minutes

Curse of Loosing: Makes clothing saggy, knots come undone

Spell - Inflict Principle Damage: The target realizes at least one of their moral convictions is based on faulty assumptions

Spell - Kill Principle Fighter: The fighter most driven by a moral concept dies

Scroll of Advancing in Que: Instead of moving forward in a line of people, the caster begins to say "¿qué?" with increasing conviction and vocal skill

Spell - Holier Then Thou: Caster first becomes 10% more Celestial, then becomes a doppelgänger of the person they tried to cast this on

#BadIdeas#DnD#5e

So, much as anticipated, my work #DnD group has fallen to the wayside, impeded by project deadlines, annual leave, work commitments and time availability.

Looking at a couple of hundred quid's worth of D&D source books and really questioning my judgement after repurchasing them XD

Anyone looking for an experienced #DM ? Hehe..

Unerwartet auffällig #positive Nebenwirkung von #BuyFromEU : viele der für uns neuen #Produkte sind genauso gut oder werden sogar besser vertragen (:hust: z.Bsp. Hygieneprodukte der #DM Hausmarke :hust:) und sind deutlich günstiger als das US Pendant.
Wenn ich mir meine Monatsabrechnung März ansehe, hab ich die Kosten für die #Nextcloud-SSD am Raspi neben der Fritzbox für #unplugtrump schon wieder drin!