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#POTUS #JoeBiden was in #DarkBrandon mode during his final public address from the Oval Office when he zapped ⚡️ the #oligarchs in the #TechIndustrialComplex with this zinger for #histodons : “The truth is smothered by lies told for power and for profit." #USpol huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-f

But let’s not give all the gory and credit to #broligarchs in Silicon Valley. After all, lying for power and profit was the founding business model of #FoxNews over 100 years ago! insidestory.org.au/the-myth-of

HuffPost · Biden Slams Tech Platforms Such As Facebook And X For Kowtowing To TrumpBy Nick Visser

So many people I meet think it is completely normal to behave like we are all cast members of a spy-themed reality show, and I'm the one drinking the spiked Koolaid.

I've lost count of how many times I stupidly think I'm having a normal friendly conversation, and then they start with how fluoride in the water is "Transing the Kids" or Trump's tariffs are freaking genius.

The Joe Rogan Effect
Understanding His Role In The 2024 Election
#DarkBrandon #Politics #Culture
youtube.com/watch?v=wDS1tANbJF

Today’s ‘Featured picture’ on @Wikipedia shows ‘ice balls’ formed naturally on Stroomi Beach in Tallinn, #Estonia. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_eg

Speaking of ‘balls of ice’, Vatniks in #Kursk , #Russia - who were ordered to retake the #Russian territory before the 2nd Inauguration of #DonaldTheDeplorable - keep getting smoked en masse by #Ukrainian heroes armed by #DarkBrandon , who all ignore the Sabre-rattling of #Putin which is caused by his shaking knees!

en.m.wikipedia.orgIce eggs - Wikipedia

Fun House Question

What should #DarkBrandon (#Biden's alter-ego) do to prepare for #Trump2?

(He's got legal #ImmunityForAllOfficialActs according to #RobertsSCOTUS.)

Lighter-hearted suggestions only please.

i'm seeing the CIA secretly installing hidden load cells under the Pres's toilet bowl. With a strong reverse direction sewer pump switched on by DJT's weight.

And the regular house staff are all given holidays and the temporary staff are all on high flatulence, high-odour diets.