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Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.party/@copter_chief" class="u-url mention">@<span>copter_chief</span></a></span> The answer is likely much simpler. Putin realized he could never defeat the US militarily (look how long he has struggled just with Ukraine). So instead he made a devil’s bargain with him: bow down before me and I will give you the kingdoms of this world. Oil money has let him systematically buy politicians around the globe.</p><p>There was an old saying that Russian strategy was external encirclement plus internal subversion. This is 21st century subversion. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@jessew" class="u-url mention">@<span>jessew</span></a></span> Shitposting: The Next Generation </p><p>Fedispace: the final frontier <br />These are the voyages of the Starship Mastodon <br />It’s never ending mission <br />To explore strange new memes<br />To seek out new communities and new federations <br />To boldly shitpost where no one has posted shit before </p><p> :smugcat: </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://autistics.life/@Uair" class="u-url mention">@<span>Uair</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@AtheismActually" class="u-url mention">@<span>AtheismActually</span></a></span> “I choose not to believe in any gods as an act of charity,” Marcus said.</p><p>“Charity toward whom?”</p><p>“Toward the gods. Seems rude to think they couldn’t make a better world than this.”</p><p>The Dragon’s Path<br />Daniel Abraham</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://toot.wales/@druid" class="u-url mention">@<span>druid</span></a></span> On a scale from 3 ½ to 8, I rate this post a 5 ¼</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>I&#39;ve been a liberal Democrat all my life….I frankly find Democrats a better, more sympathetic crowd.... I&#39;ll continue to believe that Democrats have a greater regard for the common man than Republicans do.</p><p>The Groucho Phile<br />Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@RickiTarr" class="u-url mention">@<span>RickiTarr</span></a></span> You may be a fun guy, but you’re no fungi. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@_9CL7T9k8cjnD_" class="u-url mention">@<span>_9CL7T9k8cjnD_</span></a></span> Let’s call it what it is: the Trump Sales Tax</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://newsie.social/@aguamielerogpz" class="u-url mention">@<span>aguamielerogpz</span></a></span> I suppose instead of 911 it will be 847 (VIP)</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@StefanThinks" class="u-url mention">@<span>StefanThinks</span></a></span> People who still reference Andy Griffith or I Love Lucy today would be like those who still referenced Ziegfeld Follies when those two shows were on the air. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sauropods.win/@futurebird" class="u-url mention">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> There are so many weird and wonderful ideas in mathematics. Some infinities are larger than others, fractals, the Monty Hall problem. As David Hilbert once observed, “Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@geekysteven" class="u-url mention">@<span>geekysteven</span></a></span> My missives are neither toots nor posts. They are proclamations. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>Disappointed with AI telling you to eat rocks? Frustrated that AI insists that there are exactly 2 R’s in the word strawberry? Maybe you should be asking ChatGBD. My hallucinations will not send you driving directions into the Atlantic Ocean. Reliable free responses guaranteed worth every penny.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ChatGBD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ChatGBD</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.jp/@landley" class="u-url mention">@<span>landley</span></a></span> My recommended unknown caller opening: “So what are you wearing?”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99" class="u-url mention">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> Men only know the original 8 colors. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/WinnieThePooh" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WinnieThePooh</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>There is a house in New Orleans<br />They call the Pizza Hut<br />Where bell peppers, onions, jalapeños, and grease<br />Have ruined many a poor boy’s gut</p><p>Mommas tell your children <br />Not to do as I have done<br />Extra large meat lovers with triple cheese<br />Is far too much food for one</p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/N4bFqW_eu2I" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/N4bFqW_eu2I</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/PizzaToppingASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PizzaToppingASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://jorts.horse/@ancient_catbus" class="u-url mention">@<span>ancient_catbus</span></a></span> The estate of Dante Alighieri announced today that a revised edition of his magnum opus, the Divine Comedy, will be released next month. A new circle of hell has been added for tormenting the damned by listening to MAGA playlists. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://flipping.rocks/@loren" class="u-url mention">@<span>loren</span></a></span> Someone once asked what would be hard to explain to people in the 1950s about modern life. One response was that we all walk around with devices of extraordinary computing power that let us access virtually all the accumulated knowledge of the ages, but we use them to share cat pictures and shitpost. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>Amazing grease<br />How sweet the basil<br />That glazed my pizza cheese</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/PizzaToppingASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PizzaToppingASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
Golden Bunny of Destiny 🕯🇺🇦🇵🇸<p>Anything by Ban Chovy </p><p><a href="https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDEMwFsYW_I6KW9l_k_U6XwJXQ&amp;playnext=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/playlist?list=RDEM</span><span class="invisible">wFsYW_I6KW9l_k_U6XwJXQ&amp;playnext=1</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/PizzaToppingASongOrPoem" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>PizzaToppingASongOrPoem</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a><br /><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GBOD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GBOD</span></a></p>
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