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#Phillies

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David Todd McCarty

To paraphrase the announcer in Bull Durham:

“It’s time to tell it like it is, sports fans. This is the most wretched start to a season I’ve seen in 20 years. And possibly the worst Phillies team in a half-century. Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? Only Edmundo Sosa stands out this year, begging the question: What are these boys thinking about? Because it sure ain’t baseball.”

A scene from the movie Bull Durham with Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, and an actor I don’t know.
#Phillies#Baseball#MLB
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Josh

Because the Phillies suck, let's all talk about the joke band my brother and I made up based on a typo that transformed "middle relief" to "metal relief," and which obviously became the name of a baseball-themed metal band. METAL RELIEF only plays two-to-four song sets, and never has an opener, only a closer.

#Baseball#Phillies#Metal
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Josh

*tunes into the #Phillies game*

Phillies squander a bases loaded opportunity, Baty promptly comes up in the bottom of the inning and clobbers an upper-deck 2-run HR

*closes the YouTube TV window*

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