Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

I decided to clean the house today after I saw a gang of burly dust bunnies trying to pull the cat under the couch.

Cleaning house, have thrown out instagram, replaced spotify with deezer and I am now going through my old gmail account to see if there are any connections there before finally deleting it.

One problem though, I keep in touch with a bunch of old friends through messenger (facebook). They are reluctant for some reason to switch over to signal. Any tips on how to convince them without seeming like a nagging bore?

I spent the day dusting my #gunpla, and packing them into moving boxes. I haven't cleaned them since I moved here 4 years ago.
I don't think I will ever put so many out without display cases.
I still have some from the previous apartment (or work place) that I never took out of their storage boxes...

I'm glad my #warhammer models are all in sealed containers. Even if I can't display them.

Also farewell to my airbrush booth and my dry brush palette.

Is it weird that I'm nerding out by researching cleaning products and reading customer reviews?

Mmm don't answer that.

Elimine os pelos dos pets facilmente com o removedor prático e eficiente. Mantenha sua casa limpa e livre de sujeira!

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I can be grateful for a clean kitchen even if I'm the one who has to clean it.

Yesterday I made a DOOM pile that covered the whole table. Today, the fam and I sorted it in 15 minutes. The kids did not believe it could be done; we negotiated very strict guarantees and incentives. Then we did it and it worked. Success
#lifeSkill #parenting #actuallyAutistic #adhd #housecleaning

So yesterday's plan to be organized and productive was smacked down by a day-long migraine.

Here's hoping today goes better, Mastodonians. My task-list is in the hashtags .

Anyone need a shrink wrapped, original MS-DOS floppies with COA?! #dos #housecleaning

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dusting
#Housecleaning #SpringCleaning #Cleaning

Helpful & Handy conversions to assist you in the #kitchen or with your many other #homeprojects / #yardprojects

Slept AHHH-MAZING last night for the first time since Saturday night after escaping the hospital yesterday.

Now before I go back to #writing, my place is in dire need of a minor #housecleaning after four days away.

I finally got around to scrubbing the shower stall in my bathroom, which I've let go for too long, because it's a huge PITA to do it. I soaked the curtain in bleach and detergent, then ran it through the washer, scrubbed all the soap residue and rust off the curtain rod and soaked the rusty curtain hooks in citric acid solution (remind me to order a new curtain rod and plastic hooks, this time). And then I took a shower, myself, so I'm all nice and clean, now. Ahhhh.... #housecleaning

I am doing a bit of a deep clean of my room and getting rid of quite a bit of stuff. Feels nice and I am sweating a lot even though it's raining outside