'That needle will hurt, I surmise',
I say. ' 'Course not', my dentist replies
As he plunges it in
With a real fiendish grin
And a devilish look in his eyes
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Une petite pétition rigolote à signer ci-après !
Perso, je trouverai ça drôle que ça prenne de l'ampleur!
Change.orgSign the Petition✊ PÉTITION POUR LE RETOUR DES GUIGNOLS DE L'INFO À UNE VRAIE HEURE ET SUR UNE CHAÎNE LIBRE
C'est parodique, mais pas tant que ça en réalité... (beaujo...ouveau)
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A young lady with dubious style
liked to take off her clothes for a while
she'd get down on her knees
and mainly to please
she'd show off her verticle smile
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If anyone is in the London, Ontario region, a five-minute piece of my new play, Jackals, will be performed at the Grand Theatre's inaugural Cascade Playwrights' Lab showcase. It should be fun!
Yes, I'm a theatre kid too!
https://www.grandtheatre.com/event/cascade-playwrights-lab-2025-showcase
The Grand TheatreCascade Playwrights' Lab 2025 ShowcaseJoin us on Monday, May 12th, 7:00 p.m. for a showcase of work-in-progress excerpts from our inaugural Cascade Playwrights' Lab! Hosted by Apprentice Artistic Director Deivan Steele, come see staged readings of what our cohort of playwrights has been developing all season and be in community with London’s new play development scene. Space is limited. We recommend registering in advance to book your spot!
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A young lady was fond of a stunt
so she took of her clothes in a punt
she uncorked some Champaign
and without any shame
she sprayed it all over her front
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