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George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>In a park: A tiny human (2?) waddle-flails over to a rosemary bush. He scrunches his eyes tightly shut and carefully moves his face towards a clump of new leaves, inhaling deeply and exhaling with an "AHHH" before turning and grinning at his mum.</p><p>An elderly black dog has decided that the sunniest spot in an entire beer garden is in front of the door to the loos. He looks balefully up at anyone who approaches and groans with the air of a disgruntled creaking door when people step over him. His expression epically judgemental. </p><p>In the window of a restaurant. A couple (60s?) in best jeans and crisply ironed t-shirts are arranging a checkers set on a table. Their body language is animated as they place the pieces on the board. They might be on a fancy dinner date, but they're going to do things their way. </p><p>An extended family are alighting from a car. A teen (13?) is holding a homemade chocolate cake decorated in sprinkles. Mum and Dad are looking at a phone, bickering over where the restaurant is. Grandad is brandishing a bottle of Italian red wine, cheerfully waving at people he knows in town.</p><p>In a park: A small human (3?) most definitely does not want to go home to bed. Mum is telling him that he has to come help pack up his toys but NOPE, he has important business to see to, including some scratchy tree bark to inspect. He's NOT tired. NOT. TIRED. AT. ALL. (He is SO very tired.) </p><p>(Continued below)</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A woman (20s?) is walking along a quiet street just after sunset. Her yellow T-shirt vivid in the light of the street lamps. A sleek tabby cat loping amiably at her side. Crickets chirping in the night air.</p><p>In a cafe: A woman (30s?) is teaching two small humans (3 and 5?) how to play chess. Patiently, she sets the board and explains the rules, talking of Powerful Queens! Noble Kings! Brave Soldiers and Big Castles. And best of all, The Big Horse!</p><p>A table of 3 women (Granddaughter, Mum, Gran?) are enjoying a coffee, cake and raucous conversation. Every few minutes they burst into gusts of near-identical gloriously cronish cackles. People at nearby tables pausing to grin. This kind of unmitigated glee is catching.</p><p>A man (80s?) arrives at a riverbank with his elderly staffy. He says: "I think the water's a bit too nippy for a swim today Tank." Tank wanders down to the water anyway to form his own opinion, then returns for a pat on the head. They continue on a gentle meander home.</p><p>A small human (3?) is sitting at a table with his gran. A very large brownie arrives. He inspects the brownie and says with adorable pomposity. "That brownie is ugly. You should let me eat it for you." Inexplicably, Gran finds this very sensible reasoning hilarious. </p><p>Any typos spotted in this post DEFINITELY want to be the Big Horse in their next game of chess. If spotted, please laugh if they try and use the power of logic to gobble your brownie.</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/newzealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>newzealand</span></a> </p><p>A woman (40s?) is mountain biking by a river. She gets to the top of a big hill and whistles, laughing when a wet and muddy spaniel bursts from the water, belts up the bank and down the hill at her side. Pure doggy joy. Paws pounding the dirt. </p><p>A small human (5?) wearing a serious expression is crouched next to a large spiderweb. She's armed with a Special Scientific Investigation Stick but she's not quite sure what to do with it. So she pokes her younger brother instead. Yes. This type of science is far more satisfying.</p><p>A woman (20s?) in a blue felt hat is walking through a flea market with a spring in her step. She's brandishing two padded coat hangers decorated in lace and ribbons in one hand, waving at friends with the other. Her wardrobe's gonna live it large today! </p><p>A tiny human (1?) has lost her nose! (Oh no!) Dad's holding it between two of his fingers. She stares wide eyed at him, shocked at this anatomical feat, only to chortle with delight when he puts it back, holding up his splayed hand up as evidence.</p><p>A woman (80s?) is sitting on a bench overlooking a park and mountains just on sunset. She's got a sketchpad in her lap, a wooden box of pastels at her side and is hard at work capturing the colours. Her gruntling and snortling bulldog rubbing his face on the grass nearby.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are a breed of Exclamation Point Wagging Qwerties. If spotted, please throw an em-dash for them to chase.</p>
George Penney<p>(Thread 1/2) <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> on a Country Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A small human (3?) cautiously approaches a large Paddington-like teddy sitting in a small wicker chair at a stall. He looks at the stall owner for permission and then carefully picks Teddy up for a very big, very earnest, very long hug.</p><p>A small human (5?) has discovered a display of preserved and framed beetles. This is AMAZING and Junior Bug Scientist has many BEETLE FACTS to share. Most of them are about who they can beat in a fight, but his enthusiasm is admirable and his Grandad lets him pick his favourite to take home. </p><p>A teen (14?) is sitting on a hay bale next to her dad who's drinking a coffee. She says: "You're a coffee addict Dad. We should hold an intervention."<br>He looks at her over his cup, eyes smiling: "Yeah... right...There any coffee at this intervention? Because I'm not goin' if there's no coffee." </p><p>Two men (70s?) in baseball caps are sitting side by side near a stall selling pottery. They're talking fishing and are caught up in showing each other pictures of their last catches, telling stories of the ones that got away. Laughing at each other's tall tales.</p><p>A man (40s?) is trying to pick out a kūmara* at a fruit and vege stall. He picks one up, inspects, weighs in his hands, murmurs to himself, purses his lips... puts it down. Picks up another one... nope... or maybe...no. He decides to get a pumpkin instead. (5)</p><p>*Kūmaras are sweet potatoes</p>
LemonHope<p>Amazing <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/vulva" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>vulva</span></a> - <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/jesus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jesus</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/plaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>plaster</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/sculpture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sculpture</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spotted</span></a> in <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/public" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>public</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/toilet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>toilet</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/berlin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>berlin</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/neuk%C3%B6lln" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>neukölln</span></a> </p><p>🌚💃🍑</p><p><a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/MastoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>MastoArt</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/feminism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>feminism</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/diy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>diy</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/streetart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>streetart</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/religious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>religious</span></a> <a href="https://wehavecookies.social/tags/graffiti" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>graffiti</span></a></p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A man (30s?) with a neat short beard and a blue helmet is cycling down the street as the sun sets. He's got a brand new looking LEGO Jaws set under his arm. His grin is euphoric.</p><p>A man (60s?) with an infectious, goofy laugh is sitting on a couch on his porch. Someone in his garden is barbequing sausages while cheerfully chatting. Music playing. A golden retriever is trying to gift sticks to anyone passing by who'll take them. The sound and smell of happiness in the air.</p><p>An elderly black poodle is being walked by his human. He might look a bit dishevelled. He might be a little grey around the snoot. But he will prance with the best of them! His paws skipping along the footpath, his tail wagging, a doggy smile for anyone who passes. </p><p>Five teens are walking along, randomly bouncing basket balls. They've got swagger. They've got style. One takes a call, then says: "Hey, ah, I gotta go home early cos my mum just said we're havin' cauliflower cheese for dinner eh." His mates agree, this is a most worthy reason for bailing.</p><p>A woman in an austere black dress walks out of an office. She stops, pulls a white baseball cap with a fun ice cream print from her bag, changes her black shoes for pink slip on sneakers and begins her walk home, her body language looking more relaxed with every step. </p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are Prancing 'Postrophes. If spotted, please remind them that they're having barbequed sausages for dinner.</p>
Trudie Walters :tinoflag:<p>[edited to remove gender assumption - apologies, and thanks <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.nz/@BobLefridge" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>BobLefridge</span></a></span> for drawing my attention to it 🤦🏼‍♀️]</p><p>You know the saying “dance like no-one is watching”? </p><p>Well I have a better one…</p><p>“Live like <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@georgepenney" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>georgepenney</span></a></span> is watching” </p><p>Their wonderful vignettes/observations of people going about their everyday lives here in <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/AotearoaNewZealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AotearoaNewZealand</span></a> are so vivid and always make me smile 😊</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a></p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand</p><p>A young human (9?) is riding his bike when he spots three friends with a remote controlled truck. Screeching his brakes, eyes focussed on nothing but the truck, he calls out: "Hey guys! Guys! Guys! GUYS! Can I have a go?!"</p><p>At a bubble tea shop, two small humans (4 &amp; 5?) dressed as a fairy princess and Spiderman respectively are fencing with big paper straws. Spiderman lunges with a surprise attack and Fairy Princess calls on the ref who gives them The Mum Look. The bout is declared a draw! </p><p>A woman (20s?) is floating down the street. She's wearing a crisp white shirt, a flowing black skirt and has tucked a frangipani flower behind her ear. Elegance personified on a quiet weekday evening. </p><p>A young human (7?) is jousting with a letterbox using a fluffy bullrush flower. Fluff is going everywhere! All over the front garden, all over the footpath. The attentive Jack Russel keeping him company sneezes in protest, but the letterbox shall not defeat the valiant hero! He. Will. Win! </p><p>A woman (20s?) walks past a man sitting on the footpath. He asks: "D'ya have any spare change, Love?" She looks in her bag and says: "I don't, sorry. But I can buy you a coffee? I'm just getting one myself." Moments later she's seen ordering two coffees at a nearby coffee cart.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are jousting Letter Box Smiters. If spotted, please ask what they're doing so they can feel awesome about their excellent fencing technique.</p>
jamil<p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spotted</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ottawa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ottawa</span></a></p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> in a Small City in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A woman (90s?) with resting stern face is sitting before a cappuccino. She seems lost in thought when her coffee first comes, but after a few minutes, picks up her spoon and scoops a bit of the foam, raising it to her mouth with a quiet smile.</p><p>A woman (60s?) is giving an author talk on her novel about the history of beekeeping. The pretty bee tea towel she's hung off her lectern falls to the floor and a man (80s?) in fun spotty socks and a suit picks it up. She smiles and says: "That's why it's handy to have your dad along!" </p><p>A woman (40s?) is whiling away the time, drinking a coffee, eating a pastry and idly flicking through a cookbook. One bite of the pasty, turn the page, another bite, turn the page. A lovely way to spend a quiet hour in a cafe.</p><p>A woman (50s?) is walking down the street dressed in a sensible business-casual top and a billowing fuchsia organza skirt fit for a fairy queen. She veers into some offices with a lightness to her step that leaves the people passing by smiling. </p><p>A woman (30s?) walks up to another woman (40s?) and her very cheerful dog. She asks: "Can I pat your dog?" And when she gets a yes in reply, she gives her new dog friend a pat saying: "You are SO FLUFFY!" Fluffy Dog grins and approves of this adoring attention.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are Cookbook Browsing Pastry Munchers. If spotted, please compliment them on their whimsical fairy skirt and their extreme fluffiness.</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>In a library carpark: A small human (5?) in fairy wings is clutching a book to her chest, her expression gleeful, as she runs up to her nana. She says: "I have a DIARY. It's for SECRETS and DRAWINGS!"</p><p>A woman (40s?) is striding through a supermarket while on the phone. She's gripping a basket containing a bottle of red wine and a pack of ibuprofen. She says: "I don't care what your schedule is, I am NOT leaving here until I find the pineapple lumps*. I need chocolate or someone's gonna DIE." </p><p>Three women (70s?) in brightly coloured shirts and T-shirts are all sitting in a row on a bench outside an art gallery, waiting for it to open. They're chatting, their feet swinging playfully as they laugh at each other's words. Their faces turned to the sun. </p><p>A man (20s?) in pajamas is walking barefoot along a quiet street at sunrise. He's holding a tiny new human to his chest and is talking in a low, soothing voice as he looks over the city and the mountains beyond. They both could do with a bit of sleep, but from his smile, the day is promising. </p><p>A woman (80s?) is stealthily sneaking up a neighbour's garden path. She reaches her target--a laden quince tree, selects one and scarpers. Her geriatric (and very sweet) staffy patiently waits on the road for the shenanigans to end so they can continue to wander home.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post would like to report their absolute elation this morning in spotting Quince Lady in action.</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> at a Multicultural Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand</p><p>A young human (7?) is talking to a friend. He says: "Do you know satay? It's cool. I ate that. And do you... do you know uhm... yeah. I forgot what the name was. But that was cool too and I ate that." </p><p>At least 20 young humans are onstage doing a kapa haka performance. Some radiating confidence, some looking a wee bit nervous. They start singing a waiata* and parents, grandparents, aunties and uncles in the audience join in with the movements, singing along. The vibe is gentle support.</p><p>A woman (40s?) is walking by food stalls radiating delicious smells. She says in a slightly dazed voice to her daughter. (8?) "I know you're hungry, bub, but I'm so food overwhelmed, I don't know what to get us. I want to eat everything!" </p><p>A small human (4?), wearing stripey black and white socks, is doing an interpretive dance to make sure that the people picnicking with her family are noticing. Impressive contortions are happening. The game face is on. People WILL notice these socks OR ELSE.</p><p>A small human (3?), wearing a very pretty traditional costume, has rolled up her sash and has stuck it up her nose. This is a VERY impressive trick. Soon there's a row of small humans with elaborate nose plugs, wondering why their parents aren't as impressed as they are. </p><p>Any typos spotted in this post uhm, yeah, they had some satay... and everything else (they totally ate everything else).</p><p>* Waiata is the te reo Māori word for song.</p>
Victor Volle<p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spotted</span></a> on a training hike in the Englischer Garten in Munich</p><p>Two small humans (5s?) in the Englischer Garten Amphitheater announcing a show for their Mom. Wonky cartwheels and laughter. Big applause from the audience of one. </p><p>Two women (late 20s) and their father (?) and a small human in a stroller. The mother is considering what she will do when the small human doesn't need the stroller anymore. Where to put all-the-stuff? The sister (?): Just get another child! The mother: But after that? The father without missing a beat: Then the kids will carry everything. Grins and laughter all around. </p><p>An hommage to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@georgepenney" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>georgepenney</span></a></span></p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> on Market Day in a Small City in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A man (60s?) tries a fresh fig at a friend's fruit stall and says: "Ya don't need blue pills if you eat one of these, I tell ya."<br>His wife snort-laughs, retorting: "Well THAT came outa leftfield!"</p><p>At a cheese snack stall: Two young humans (8 &amp; 10?) are trying multiple samples and they're giving the vendor some very serious tasting notes. He is listening with an admirable solemnity, mouth only twitching a tiny bit.</p><p>A small human (3?) has just raced out of the shower/laundry block at the center of the markets and is doing a nudie run with Dad in hot pursuit! Small human's told he's gotta get dressed at their campervan before lunch but he's having none of it. Who needs clothes on a sunny day like this?! </p><p>A woman (90s?) wearing a sparkly blue top is holding court from her wheelchair, which her son has rolled into a sunny spot. Numerous people stop by to say hello. She's laughing and chatting, asking about their plans for the day.</p><p>A man (60s?) brings two coffees over to a table where his friend is waiting. With a conspiratorial grin he says: "I've just thought of the PERFECT gift for Rose, mate. You can't go wrong. What you've gotta do is buy her a chess set! You can never go wrong with a chess set!"</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are streaking through some markets while their spell checker is in hot pursuit. If spotted, lure them into covering up their ampersands with the promise of waffles.</p>
Mark Dingemanse<p>Another one for <a href="https://scholar.social/tags/WeirdAndWonderfulFollows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WeirdAndWonderfulFollows</span></a>: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sunny.garden/@georgepenney" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>georgepenney</span></a></span> 's vignettes, often posted under <a href="https://scholar.social/tags/spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spotted</span></a>, are a regular source of joy in my feed. </p><p>Go check out the latest and follow them for these ultra short stories — it's like found poetry in scenes of everyday life <a href="https://sunny.garden/@georgepenney/114196343770639158" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">sunny.garden/@georgepenney/114</span><span class="invisible">196343770639158</span></a></p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/newzealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>newzealand</span></a> </p><p>A small human (3?) is promenading down the street. She's wearing a tie dye dress over a dinosaur t-shirt, one green shoe, one red, an adult-sized blue bucket hat and is carrying a green teddy. She knows fashion and she WILL wear what she likes.</p><p>In a packed art deco movie theatre, people are waiting to see Ikiru by Kurosawa. A woman(80s?) is attempting to get to her seat when she stumbles. Immediately, four different people reach out to steady her and help her on her way.</p><p>A bald man (40s?) in business casual is walking past a cafe balancing a metal water bottle on his head. His posture is correct! His expression is meditative. Friends call out a laughing greeting and he gives them a goofy smile.</p><p>A man (50s?) is reading a novel in a beer garden when a friend taps him on the shoulder. He says: "Where've you been, mate? I've been waiting for an hour."</p><p>His friend looks bashful: "Would you believe I've been sitting around the corner this whole time and didn't see you?!"</p><p>A dapperly dressed man (60s?) in a blue 3 piece suit, blue homburg, bow tie and blue wingtips is stopped by a tourist who compliments his sartorial flair and asks for his Instagram. He shakes his head with a wink, "Nah. Why would I have Instagram? I've got a life!"</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are rocking mismatching brackets as they strut down the street to their own internal song. If spotted, please don't mention the water bottle balancing on their head.</p>
George Penney<p>(🧵1 of 2) <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:</p><p>A big dog (bulldog x mastiff?) is sitting in the back of a ute* with his chin resting on the side of the tray, watching people pass by. Whenever someone walks by he whines a plaintiff hello. The technique is a winner. He's getting ALL the pats.</p><p>A woman (70s) in hiking gear stops a man (40s?), asking if he knows where the YHA** is. He points to a backpackers across the road. She laughs and says: "I'm in my seventies! I'm a bit classier than that nowadays." </p><p>A group of construction workers (mixed ages, makes and models) have knocked off for mid morning smoko*** and are sitting on folding chairs in a circle near a main thoroughfare. Companionably eating snacks, drinking coffee and energy drinks. Soaking up a bit of sun on an otherwise rainy morning. </p><p>In a cafe a woman (30s?) is filling out a written job application form. Her pen isn't working and a man (80s?) at a nearby notices her frustration and silently walks over and loans her his pen before returning to his table. He gives her a stoic nod when she thanks him. </p><p>A group of high school students are sitting in front of a museum with their teachers bracketing either side. They're all chattering and talking over each other--like excited budgerigars all lined up on a power line--as they eat their lunches. (1/2)</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/newzealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>newzealand</span></a> </p><p>Two men (30s?) are talking about keeping bees. One says with a grin: "My granny used to swear by champagne with bee stings. She'd have a glass every time she got stung. Said it worked every time."</p><p>A small human (4?) is walking along a riverside track with his dad. It's a rainy day. He's wearing brand new neon blue gumboots and he's carefully skirting around all puddles and muddy bits, telling his bemused dad that he doesn't want to get them dirty yet! </p><p>A woman (20s?) is talking to people at the counter of a sushi joint. She says with a laugh: "My friend just finished her masters in astrophysics and she says that all she's learned is how much she doesn't know!"</p><p>A woman (60s?) in a lacy black dress and black and white striped witches' tights is strutting out of a hardware store, pushing a trolley full of plants, fertilizer and a new shovel. Eldritch gardening business is definitely nigh!</p><p>A group of men in a cafe (50s to 60s?) are having a raucous conversation about who tells the worst jokes. Suddenly dad jokes are flying through the air. Shoulders are shaking with laughter. One of them says: "This is where jokes come to die happy!"</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are a type of Known Known Unknown typos that you can only know about if you know that you don't know about them. That's if you actually know that you need to know about them. If typos spotted, please tap your nose, to show them you're in the know.</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/newzealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>newzealand</span></a> </p><p>At the beach: A woman (70s?) in a wetsuit slowly jogs down the sand holding a body board. Moments later, she's in the surf catching a wave, bellowing, "WOOOOO!" into the wind. This is bliss.</p><p>Three men in high vis (20s to 60s) are standing next to an electrician's van parked in front of a servo*. It's knock off time and they're all taking a moment to eat an ice cream before heading home. </p><p>At the beach: A small human (3?) in a bright pink bucket hat is standing with her hands on her hips, a serious frown on her face as she watches her dad and her gran unload towels and a chilly bin from their car. Supervising is tough business but she's gonna do it.</p><p>A small human (5?) is riding a bike along a footpath in a quiet street. She's a little wobbly on her wheels and her dad is walking next to her, his hand hovering at her back, ready to steady if needed. Her Barbie school bag slung over his shoulder.</p><p>At the beach a man (40s?) in boardshorts, gives his partner a cheerful smooch before belting into the water. His partner watches on, taking a seat on a log, drawing pictures in the sand with a handy stick.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are currently on a quest to supervise as many people eating ice cream as possible. If spotted, please don't mind their stern frown, and maybe suggest they go body boarding at the beach later. They just might like it. (WOOO!)</p><p>*service station/gas station</p>
George Penney<p><a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Spotted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Spotted</span></a> While Roaming in Aotearoa <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/newzealand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>newzealand</span></a> </p><p>A tiny human (months?) and a tiny puppy (beagle cross) are cheerfully sitting next to each other, chewing and drooling on anything and everything they can get a hold of. Every now and then trying to gum each other for good measure.</p><p>A group of locals are waiting outside a theatre and one mentions they were involved in the making of the Lord of the Rings films. Moments later, almost everyone has admitted they had some part to play in the films and are cheerfully swapping orc stories. </p><p>In a cafe, a woman (60s?) is telling a friend she's accidentally boosted a Facebook post for the charity she volunteers for and can't turn it off. The money's adding up. A nearby woman (30s?) overhears and offers to help. Problem soon solved.</p><p>Two young humans (7 &amp; 9?) are sitting next to their parents in a cafe, playing a raucous game of Argument Chess, which involves Big Sister deciding what the rules are and Little Sister getting bendy with her queen's moves. Blatant threatening of pawns to follow!</p><p>A woman (20s?) is sitting in a cafe writing in a dog-eared diary. She's got headphones on, she's got a cappuccino by her side and she's totally absorbed in her words. A charming personification of lo fi beats to study to.</p><p>Any typos spotted in this post are Argument Chess champions of old. If spotted, please don't comment on the way their queen is rampaging up the board or you may risk a pawn being vigorously catapulted into your mum's coffee.</p>