The Joker 🇭🇲🇩🇪🇪🇺<p>A <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/man" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>man</span></a>, standing <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/nude" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>nude</span></a>, looks in the <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/bedroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>bedroom</span></a> mirror and says to his <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/wife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>wife</span></a>, "feel <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/horrible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>horrible</span></a>, I look <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fat</span></a> and <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/ugly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ugly</span></a>. Please pay me a <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/compliment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>compliment</span></a>." </p><p>The wife replies, "Well, your eyesight's damn near <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/perfect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>perfect</span></a>." </p><p><a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/fun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fun</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a></p>