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Alex Wild

Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Death.

@alexwild I'd be ok with that, honestly. Because otherwise it's just laundry.

@alexwild I’m doing a fair bit of laundry before even meeting 😩

@alexwild at least our replacement washing machine is super quiet in comparison (can’t hear it from home office anymore).

@alexwild This was actually the message I received from the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" surrender to the laundry

@alexwild

Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner.

@alexwild you forgot
Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes. …

@alexwild

Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.

for LIFE in range( countless ):
Laundry
finally:
Death.

@alexwild @bigzaphod Needs a few “Go to graduation" or a “Drop kids off at event" at least. 😆

@alexwild working on steps 1-2, usually but not always in that order.

@alexwild I am sure that Dishes fit in their somewhere.

@alexwild This is so true I want to cry

Signed: someone currently doing their fourth washing machine of the week

@alexwild Surely there's a burrito in there somewhere?