Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Death.
@alexwild meanwhile, the dishes have taken over
@alexwild I'd be ok with that, honestly. Because otherwise it's just laundry.
@alexwild paid work???
@alexwild I’m doing a fair bit of laundry before even meeting
@alexwild at least our replacement washing machine is super quiet in comparison (can’t hear it from home office anymore).
@alexwild This was actually the message I received from the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" surrender to the laundry
Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner.
@alexwild also dishes
Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.
for LIFE in range( countless ):
Laundry
finally:
Death.
@alexwild @bigzaphod Needs a few “Go to graduation" or a “Drop kids off at event" at least.
@alexwild working on steps 1-2, usually but not always in that order.
@alexwild I am sure that Dishes fit in their somewhere.
@alexwild This is so true I want to cry
Signed: someone currently doing their fourth washing machine of the week
@alexwild Surely there's a burrito in there somewhere?