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@merialc Damn! I was looking forward to some of it. Oh well!

(This was part of lesson 5 of; How to be a relaxed online scam artist, in lesson 6 we will attempt the same senario but this time with deception involved).

I am a fully qualified carpenter living very close by, there is a small call out fee involved. I am highly qualified and I do great work.

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@merialc Damn! I was looking forward to some of it. Oh well!

(This was part of lesson 5 of; How to be a relaxed online scam artist, in lesson 6 we will attempt the same senario but this time with deception involved).

I am a fully qualified carpenter living very close by, there is a small call out fee involved. I am highly qualified and I do great work.

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@pseudonym Oh so, we weren't meant to upload all those internal documents...? Someone better email Steve about this.

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@pseudonym Oh so, we weren't meant to upload all those internal documents...? Someone better email Steve about this.

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@merialc I can't do professional level carpentry at all and I live in Ireland, do I have a chance at your money?

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@merialc I can't do professional level carpentry at all and I live in Ireland, do I have a chance at your money?

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@baymud@mastodonmusic.social My audience here is non-existent right now. I'd like to change that but there's only so many hours in a day!

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@baymud@mastodonmusic.social My audience here is non-existent right now. I'd like to change that but there's only so many hours in a day!

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Post me your Bandcamp Links for Bandcamp Friday, which is on the 3rd of Feb. I will be spending money on things!

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Post me your Bandcamp Links for Bandcamp Friday, which is on the 3rd of Feb. I will be spending money on things!

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Just saw this on Amazon, what the actual fuck? This isn't right. Colour in your favourite serial killers... Rated 4.5 stars out of 5... Seriously?

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Just saw this on Amazon, what the actual fuck? This isn't right. Colour in your favourite serial killers... Rated 4.5 stars out of 5... Seriously?

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Still nobody on Twitter is doing anything about this guy, who has multiple accounts and an entire network of sickos as friends. If you can pass this onto someone who can look into the matter, and his network please do. This is wrong and vile stuff.

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Still nobody on Twitter is doing anything about this guy, who has multiple accounts and an entire network of sickos as friends. If you can pass this onto someone who can look into the matter, and his network please do. This is wrong and vile stuff.

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I asked AI to make Mr Bean as a sad Twitter electro musician who slowly gets more and more into drugs.

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I asked AI to make Mr Bean as a sad Twitter electro musician who slowly gets more and more into drugs.

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@Penguinflight Seems suspect. Why would you claim you had?

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@Penguinflight Seems suspect. Why would you claim you had?

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Happy New Year, I hope you wash your arse this year. You didn't last year.

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Happy New Year, I hope you wash your arse this year. You didn't last year.

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Here's how my music slowly took off on streaming sites over the year, from 1 listener on Christmas Day last year to a now average of around 200 listeners a day.

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Here's how my music slowly took off on streaming sites over the year, from 1 listener on Christmas Day last year to a now average of around 200 listeners a day.

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https://limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/track/kill-the-billionaires

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https://limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/track/kill-the-billionaires

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If I made the title of my next album: 'Add me on Mastodon @limneticvillains would that mean that Twitter would have to ban any links to my music, thus giving me banned album status?

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If I made the title of my next album: 'Add me on Mastodon @limneticvillains would that mean that Twitter would have to ban any links to my music, thus giving me banned album status?

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@GrooveMD To stick with the analogy, millions observed the other day as it did a mass ejection of journalists.

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@GrooveMD To stick with the analogy, millions observed the other day as it did a mass ejection of journalists.

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@etherdiver I am glad you don't smoke because I do, and it is a dreadful habit. I have never spoken to you not once before never I am sure of it. This is my first time on the Internet. I do not have a hundred enemies with a hundred brain cells on Twitter. I am untouched by the world and fresh.

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@etherdiver I am glad you don't smoke because I do, and it is a dreadful habit. I have never spoken to you not once before never I am sure of it. This is my first time on the Internet. I do not have a hundred enemies with a hundred brain cells on Twitter. I am untouched by the world and fresh.

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@etherdiver Hello sir we have never spoken before but I believe that perhaps we might possibly be musically compatible. I like long synths on the beach and walking to moog sounds. I would prefer a non-smoker however.

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@etherdiver Hello sir we have never spoken before but I believe that perhaps we might possibly be musically compatible. I like long synths on the beach and walking to moog sounds. I would prefer a non-smoker however.

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Probably the final nail in the coffin for Twitter if true, regarding uses for creatives. #twitter #music #art #elonmusk #stupid #dumbmovegenius #endoftwitter #socialmedia #creatives #promotion

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Probably the final nail in the coffin for Twitter if true, regarding uses for creatives. #twitter #music #art #elonmusk #stupid #dumbmovegenius #endoftwitter #socialmedia #creatives #promotion