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NEWS! New study reveals Chinese are actually just as good at whispering as anyone else https://buff.ly/47nBxuR

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If you're not particularly Christmassy, you can still take part in Christmas Jumper day. And if you have Goth tendencies, our "I'm Participating Leave Me Alone" jumper is also available in black! Get yours HERE >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/im-participating-christmas-jumper-sweatshirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=221124ParticipatingJumper

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If you're not particularly Christmassy, you can still take part in Christmas Jumper day. And if you have Goth tendencies, our "I'm Participating Leave Me Alone" jumper is also available in black! Get yours HERE >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/im-participating-christmas-jumper-sweatshirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=221124ParticipatingJumper

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Evolution of man. Do you recognise mankind's final form? Get this T-shirt and others with 20% off everything (plus free UK shipping) when you use the code BFNT6TQK48 at checkout!
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Evolution of man. Do you recognise mankind's final form? Get this T-shirt and others with 20% off everything (plus free UK shipping) when you use the code BFNT6TQK48 at checkout!
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A close up of a blue T-shirt with various stages of human evolution from ape to the modern day in white silhouettes. The final form is of a man doing one of the silly walks from the famous Monty Python sketch.

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Make Orwell Fiction Again.
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Make Orwell Fiction Again.
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NEWS! Alderaan 'truther' insists planetary destruction was actually work of the Rebel Alliance https://buff.ly/4eDlA6V

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NEWS! BMW driver must be a proctologist because he's right up your arse https://buff.ly/3V3CXqw

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NEWS! Neighbour's blazing row frustratingly not quite loud enough to follow https://buff.ly/4eHD1mD

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NEWS! Neighbour's blazing row frustratingly not quite loud enough to follow https://buff.ly/4eHD1mD

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Louis Winthorpe III as Santa from Trading Places, courtesy of the always excellent HappyToast. You can get this on a T-shirt here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/hap pytoast-christmas-santa-t-shirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=211124HTSanta

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Louis Winthorpe III as Santa from Trading Places, courtesy of the always excellent HappyToast. You can get this on a T-shirt here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/hap pytoast-christmas-santa-t-shirt/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=211124HTSanta

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A HappyToast illustration of the character Louis Winthorpe III dressed as Santa in the film Trading Places.  He has a bottle in one hand and the dog is peeing on him.

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You have to feel sorry for Donald Trump. with Matt Gaetz withdrawing, he’s in danger of remaining his administration’s biggest sex pest.

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You have to feel sorry for Donald Trump. with Matt Gaetz withdrawing, he’s in danger of remaining his administration’s biggest sex pest.

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So use the coupon code BFNT6TQK48 at checkout to grab your Black Friday discount before it’s too late.

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🎉 Our Black Friday sale is here! 🎉

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🎉 Our Black Friday sale is here! 🎉

Get ready to save big! 🛍️ We're offering 20% OFF our entire collection of hilarious T-shirts, Christmas jumpers cozy hoodies, quirky mugs, and witty notebooks with the code below. Perfect for fans of sharp satire and classic British comedy 🇬🇧. With free UK shipping included!

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NEWS! Captain Sir Tom’s family issue full and frank denial in brand new ‘tell all’ book available just in time for Christmas https://buff.ly/3V1hBdp

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NEWS! The Terminator and a 300-pound gorilla - Donald Trump's most surprising cabinet picks so far https://buff.ly/4eWzOQx

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NEWS! The Terminator and a 300-pound gorilla - Donald Trump's most surprising cabinet picks so far https://buff.ly/4eWzOQx

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Notebooks for the home and office, for you, or that special colleague who deserves it! Free shipping on ALL UK orders and up to 25% off all notebooks when you buy more than one. See the full range here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/collections/notebooks/?orderby=popularity&utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=201124Notebooks

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Notebooks for the home and office, for you, or that special colleague who deserves it! Free shipping on ALL UK orders and up to 25% off all notebooks when you buy more than one. See the full range here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/collections/notebooks/?orderby=popularity&utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=201124Notebooks

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A notebook with the words "Techniques for hiding how laughably unprepared I am" on the front

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A notebook with the words "Grammar Police - To Observe and Correct" on the front, in the style of police badge.

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NEWS! Middle-aged man fails new Glastonbury Captcha asking him to identify images of Sabrina Carpenter https://buff.ly/40WQaVY

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NEWS! Middle-aged man fails new Glastonbury Captcha asking him to identify images of Sabrina Carpenter https://buff.ly/40WQaVY

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NEWS! Farmers protesting about changes to inheritance tax led by man who admitted to buying farm to avoid inheritance tax https://buff.ly/3ASLC8i

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NEWS! Keir Starmer under further pressure following pyjama drama with Cole Palmer, Rohit Sharma and a llama https://buff.ly/3Z1bLd0

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NEWS! Keir Starmer under further pressure following pyjama drama with Cole Palmer, Rohit Sharma and a llama https://buff.ly/3Z1bLd0

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I'm Tired &
Everything Hurts.
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I'm Tired &
Everything Hurts.
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Personalised season of goodwill T-shirt, because not everyone wants to wear a jumper. You pick the name, we'll print it for you! You have approximated 8 billion people to choose from. Choose wisely. Get yours here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/cus tomisable-goodwill-to-all-men-t-shirt-newsthump/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=191124GoodwillTee

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Personalised season of goodwill T-shirt, because not everyone wants to wear a jumper. You pick the name, we'll print it for you! You have approximated 8 billion people to choose from. Choose wisely. Get yours here >>> https://shop.newsthump.com/product/cus tomisable-goodwill-to-all-men-t-shirt-newsthump/?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=image-post&utm_campaign=191124GoodwillTee

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A man in a red T-shirt with a picture of Santan flying through the sky with his reindeer and the words "Tis the season of goodwill to all men, except Lee Anderson, that guy's a dick"

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NEWS! Man who always asks 'What about International Men's Day?' somehow forgets it's today https://buff.ly/3G4k5Qn

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NEWS! Man who always asks 'What about International Men's Day?' somehow forgets it's today https://buff.ly/3G4k5Qn