@patrickworld@mastodon.onlineThere should be a reality show called ‘Love is Bland’ where people who’ve been together for ten plus years load dishwashers and pick things to watch on Netflix
"....and pick things to watch on Netflix" but by the time they get through scrolling Netflix, they've lost interest in watching Netflix and decide to nap until bedtime.
@patrickworld and watch them avoid fights. who wakes who up when they fall asleep during the show?
@patrickworld Then they argue about whether Netflix is even worth it these days and wonder where their DVD player went.
@patrickworld And how show watches solved cases of 2023 he says he doesn’t like those shows and watch’s all five episodes 
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If you think about it, most marriages, in the same way as most series on #Netflix, should be cancelled after the third year.
@patrickworld That’s called “The Gay Agenda” and conservatives HATE that.
@patrickworld Let’s be honest, though, only one is loading the dishwasher because the other one does it wrong.
@rjohnsonmn @patrickworld I make up for my dishwasher-loading incompetence by hand-washing everything that we don’t want to run through the dishwasher.
@patrickworld “Episode 9 in which Rachael watches the semi-final of the Great British Baking Show on her own, so now John has to catch up so they can watch the final together.”
@patrickworld no. they do NOT load the dishwasher *together*! there can be only one.
@patrickworld except it wouldn't even be a show about these boring people, it would be a show about people reacting to the boring people being boring.
@patrickworld why should there be this show?
@mshaw for fun?
@patrickworld I'm gonna be real here, your version of fun scares me
@mshaw It’s…a joke
@patrickworld it certainly is
@patrickworld Me and my long time partner often play the "what computer game should we play" game. Often with long side treks into the "omg why did they design an unsearchable game store" tangents.